Right thinking people everywhere are wailing and gnashing their teeth in dismay and confusion, at the prospect of John Boehner remaining as Speaker of the House.
He's orange, like an Oompa Loompa; he might even be an Oompa Loompa. Here's a photo, to help you decide.
John Boehner, weirdly orange human being, or Oompa Loompa?
You, the reader, be the judge.
LSP