Peacocks croak and shriek, dogs bark psychotically, roosters crow and a train rumbles through town, almost drowning out the sound of the crazed backyard menagerie. What is this? you ask, some kind of cross between Animal Farm and an industrial theme park?
A Typical Blue Wave Unicorn in Texas
Good call, but no, it's just the compound and we're celebrating the dismal failure of the Democrat Blue Wave to surge in the Texan Primaries. It's been their goal. Turn Texas, an iconically conservative, frontier spirit state into San Francisco writ large.
What a massive coup that'd be for the Democrats, in the same kind of way that conquering Rome is for the Jihad. They want it and they want it bad.
And they failed. Texans didn't turn out in strength for the trans rainbow utopia party. In fact, as Breitbart points out, Senator Cruz got more votes alone than the entire Democrat turn out, 1,317,450 to 641,311.
Cronos Frowns On Wendy
The triumphant Blue Wave just didn't happen, fortunately we were able to capture it on video before it disappeared altogether.
Video Evidence
Your Friend,
LSP
