Just Some Song

 

Europoors will hate this.

So what'd it take to liberate the UK from Rainbow Commie Tyranny. Look at you, Brits, being arrested for hurty words on the internet and lying down in pathetic, subservient compliance. Look at you, Left, you utter hypocrites, locking people up in the name of tolerance. You total, utter frauds.

OK, so maybe the UK's sunk beneath the waves of a rainbow caliphate. Problem. Solution? Launch USMC at the Sceptered Isle. Reliable sources tell me more than a few members of UKLF would support such a thing when they're not busy bulling boots.

Your Friend,

LSP

A NEW RED COAT

 

Congrats to young L, a nephew, who just became an Irish Guard; he gets his bearskin next week. Well done, that man, good work.

Of course he wants to go and blow stuff up, obvs. 

Arma Virumque Cano,

LSP

St. Patrick's Day

 

Happy St. Patrick's Day, you lot, and you'll note the Rainbow Uniparty which rules formerly Great Britain hasn't dared, yet, to disband the Brigade of Guards. But I won't bang on. Happy St. Patrick's Day. And if Kate's still alive, and all the world hopes she is, let's give her Canada. Like... yesterday.

By the Left,

LSP

Trooping The Colour

You might think this stupid and irrelevant. Maybe you should think again.

Your Pal,

LSP