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| Joni Mitchell, Devil Witch? |
A recent opinion poll shows that most people think that the once famous singer songwriter, Joni Mitchell, is a Devil Witch.
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| Definitely a Devil Witch |
Out of a representative sample of 24 persons, a large majority of 16 respondents thought that Joni Mitchell was either "Probably a Devil Witch" or "Definitely a Devil Witch." A further 6 persons were unsure if the singer was a "Devil Witch" or not and a small minority of 2 persons thought that she was "Not a Devil Witch."
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| Trending Bad |
Unsolicited comments to pollsters included, "she plays the dulcimir, nuff said" and "I never trusted her!" One respondent answered the survey questionnaire in code: DEMIC. Service CAPE. 4 TINE.
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| Don't hang out with that deadbeat, Joni |
Known for hit singles, such as "Coyote", in which Mitchell sings about "white lines" and sex, the pop star was allegedly inspired by a "spirit guide", or "cosmic being," that some sources claim she referred to as "Art." In one of her pop hits, Mitchell refers darkly to "paradise" being "paved" in order to "put up a parking lot."
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| "Art"? |
Was Mitchell inspired by a demon called Art? Is she a Devil Witch? The polls are still open.
You decide.
LSP
