Friday, September 5, 2025

How Very Awesome!

 



Great Britain has a new Home Secretary, Shabana Mahmoud. Shabana's a self-proclaimed devout Moslem who's now in charge of the UK's borders, counter-terrorism, immigration, and MI5. What, dear friends, could possibly go wrong?




Do you get the feeling that the beloved rulers of the United Kingdom are openly laughing in the face of their subjects? Take that, serfs, whilst (why do my fellow Brits insist on "whilst"?) we destroy your farms, arrest you for thoughtcrime and tax the pitiful amount you earn into oblivion.


Two-Bit Crook

Others say that Two-Tier Kier's government without mandate is simply rearranging chairs on the Titanic prior to a Labour wipeout in a 2027 snap election. Let's see. In related news, Angela Huckster Rayner's had to resign because of mortgage fraud. Bye bye, Ginger Growler.Sound familiar?

Cheers,

LSP

6 comments:

Beans said...

Why do Great Britons use 'whilst'? Mayhaps for the same reason they continue to hold onto other antiquities. It works for them.

As to the Burka-Babe, who exactly has control of the portion of the government that makes said selections? Those are the first person to be decorating Traitors' Gate with their heads.

Wild, wild west said...

"Whilst" lends a touch of class to the process of fiddling whilst GREAT Britian burns.

The Emperor has no clothes and is damn proud of flaunting it.

LSP said...

Beans, "whilst" sounds better when you're in England, has to be said. Then there's Mahmoud. Huh.

LSP said...

Sure seems that way, Wild. Hey, I'm not utterly against it, to be honest. Let's see how we feel when the team's all assembled on the terrace of the dam club overlooking the Thames. Maybe sentiments will change, or not. Regardless, we'll have fun.

Beans said...

It's probably more common within the Boston Brahmins and other upper-class snooty peoples. You know, the same ones that knew that potatoe and tomatoe used to be spelled with an 'e' at the end for singular use. Dan Quayle was right and the eneMedia and Democrats were wrong.

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