Saturday, August 30, 2025

Import Export

 

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Look, we're all in favor of fair trade and that's exactly it. Why should the poor citizens of the United States of America have to put up with British import Harry and his simpering LA D-List actress wannabe-but-never-will-be Queen figure? Why, why should we, it's unfair. 


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Fortunately the selfless royal couple are attempting to redress this shocking trade imbalance on their own, by self-deporting. Why? Because the evil Orange Dictator insists, like a typical and literal Nazi that his country should and does have an enforceable border. Wow. What. A. Fascist. Such unendurable tyranny for the unelected, fabulously wealthy, privileged, entitled, utterly selfless royal couple. So maybe Harry and Meghan will return to the Sceptered Isle, as an export.


Fierce


Not everyone's happy about this in the UK. A 14 year old Scottish girl was seen protesting with axe and knife. Can you blame her? She's been arrested, we hope, by agents of the Crown.


Savage


Prince Harry was a perfectly good and popular officer in the British Army until he was bewitched by the Californian Simperer-in-Chief. Will the UK have them back? Will the brave young savage girl with axe and knife repel the imports or will Harry and beloved no-talent Meghan set up in England at taxpayer expense?

Stay tuned, and as always, you be the judge,

LSP

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

South Park has "Jumped the Shark" but, the episode about the "World Privacy Tour" was hilarious. Definitley a poke at those two.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Economy simulators. Consider all the people employed to keep track of the royals overall and these two in particular. As to my interest in their lives? On par with my interest in the Bermuda Bobsled Team.

Beans said...

Harry? Well, he's the one that wore a NAZI uniform at least once to a party. And though he has a decent military career, well, yeah, always been weary of him.

William, on the other hand, actually seems to be a decent chap with a decent head on his shoulders even when he was at the 'stupid kid' age.

As to Meghan, she's just a Dollar General version of Lacey Chabert. Lacey is a much better actress, much better person and is actually cute. Lacey's had a successful career doing Hallmark and Christian movies (after Hallmark went all Gay Agenda) while Meghan's one attempt was a piss-poor version.

Beans said...

And, yes, I watch romance movies and Christmas movies on Hallmark and other channels. Yes, they are cheesy and predictable, but a lot of them are actually quite well written (like the "Signed, Sealed and Delivered" series) and are good brain candy when faced with the evils of the world.

It's like watching Fred Astaire movies, which, yes, are formulaic and who cares, they're fun to watch, the music is great and, dammit, if I only had a quarter of Fred's grace.

Beans said...

As to the young Scotswoman, this happened in May. She was arrested, full on squad of police for one 14 year old girl. And the community rose up. The prosecutor dropped charges quickly and she's now free and uncharged.

Seems with enough people getting riled up, the internationalist elite overlords get scared.