Ooof! USS Harvey Milk, the gayest ship that ever there was, is being renamed per Pete Hegseth's orders. What will the ship be called going forward? Who knows, maybe USS Patton, Jackson or Lee. Whatev, here's Zero:
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has ordered US Navy ship be renamed so it no longer honors a gay rights activist. Springing into action, Navy Secretary John Phelan has assembled a working group to come up with a new name for what is now the USNS Harvey Milk, and they're expected to announce the new honoree by the end of the month.
"[Secretary Hegseth] is committed to ensuring that the names attached to all DOD installations and assets are reflective of the Commander-in-Chief’s priorities, our nation’s history, and the warrior ethos," said Pentagon spokesman Sean Parnell. Pentagon sources tell various outlets the move was deliberately timed to coincide with Pride Month. Earlier this year, Hegseth summarized his campaign to overhaul the military's culture: “No more pronouns, no more climate change obsessions, no more emergency vaccine mandates, no more dudes in dresses."
In related news, recruitment figures are way up. Wow, quelle tremendous surprise. You can read all about it on the Internet.
Cheers,
LSP
6 comments:
What allows Me to be able to breathe a Sigh of Relief?
No more pronouns, no more climate change obsessions, no more emergency vaccine mandates, no more dudes in dresses."
I'm ready to see Riddicullum retired from being the Operating System of Society.
You mean our military should focus on being military, instead of social enlightenment? How novel.
Harvey Milk was a pedo. He was a supporter of Jim Jones and his 'temple', as was Nancy Pelosi.
I suggest the naming the ship the USS Semmes, after Captain Raphael Semmes of the CSS Alabama.
USS Greenland?
Pride month? "Please take the best advantage of this opportunity to excuse yourself."
Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy.
But I for one denounce Hegseth’s anti-Milkitism.
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