Saturday, October 29, 2022

It's Hammertime!

 

Totally Not Mob

Multi millionaire socialist Paul Pelosi, who has nothing whatsoever to do with the mob, just got hammered. Yes, with a literal hammer by a guy wearing underwear at 2 am in San Francisco. Nothing weird about that, at all, getting hammered in his mansion by some underwear freak called David DePape.  Who is this DePape?


DePape & Gypsy

A Canadian nudist, apparently, who hung out at a hippie setup in Berkeley and made hideous jewelry out of hemp. So far so good, and then you discover DePape's wife figure, amateur pornstar Oxane "Gypsy" Taub, accuses her onetime lover of pedophilia and satanism. She's in gaol for violating a restraining order, you can read all about Gypsy here.

For an autist drill down visit /pol. In the meanwhile, how did a hippy wearing underwear get into Pelosi's house? OK, it's San Francisco but still, surely he had his clothes on while he was walking around the ritzy rich socialist Pelosi neighborhood in the dead of night. Did he get into the Pelosi mansion and then remove his clothes, mostly?




And how did he get into the house of the third most important political figure in the US in the first place? By breaking a window in the back of the place, allegedly, but if so, why was the glass on the swanky garden door broken out from the inside? Huh.

For that matter, why aren't there any surveillance videos of the crazed underwear attacker breaking and entering? And what about his "manifesto"? Was he holding it in his hemp stained hand as he strolled through the streets of Pelositown? Good question.


DePape Hangout

Then there's multi millionaire Paul Pelosi's 911 call. The massively rich investor socialist, who has nothing to do with the mob, made this call, evidently, from a bathroom in his mansion while DePape was in the house. Excuse me? You're in the midst of a crazed hippie underwear break-in and somehow manage to take a handy bathroom time out and call the cops? Far out.


Gypsy

I guess it just kinda happened or, on the other hand, did a late night drug fueled rainbow sex romp go badly wrong? Surely not, after all, this is San Francisco. DePape's in hospital as is Paul Pelosi, who's recovering from brain surgery. 




Weird scenes inside the goldmine and we have to ask, will DePape get out of there alive.

In the meanwhile,

#HAMMERTIME

LSP

17 comments:

Old NFO said...

Yep, truly odd...

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Probably near normal for Frisco.

Wild, wild west said...

Skullduggery afoot. Or maybe just drugs.....

Meanwhile, back at the dance party:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg

LSP said...

Most peculiar, NFO.

LSP said...

Was thinking exactly that, WSF.

What a freakshow.

LSP said...

Wild, I kissed her once!

She wasn't very happy about that but forgave me :)

Hey, groove is in the heart.

LL said...

Did DePape break into Nancy's freezer and eat expensive ice cream or did he focus on the carnal delights offered by billionaire socialist Pelosi?

LSP said...

But LL, surely it's a case of both/and?

Wild, wild west said...

Parson: "It is by such deeds and misadventures that we are remembered and become Legend."

Ritchie said...

It looks like there is more glass inside than out. Based on limited examples, I observe that glass breakage is not entirely deterministic.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Don't worry. Our brave, truth-telling MSM already have their official narrative: It was a crazed, right wing white nationalist MAGA Trump lover who attacked him.

MAGA republicans are dangerous and must all be locked up to save our democracy.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Don't worry. Our brave, truth-telling MSM already have their official narrative: It was a crazed, right wing white nationalist MAGA Trump lover who attacked him.

MAGA republicans are dangerous and must all be locked up to save our democracy.

Kid said...

Homo affair.

LSP said...

Wild, there was a certain, ahem, epic audacity to that evening.

LSP said...

Good call, Ritchie. Just another factor to conjure with.

LSP said...

Infidel, I ran both comments because it was a point worth making TWICE.

LSP said...

Surely not, Kid, that'd be unthinkable in, errrrr, San Francisco.