Have you noticed how our beloved rainbow elite rulers are busy setting up the draft, for moar war. Are you ready to serve, fight and die for trans toilets, rainbow flags and diversity is our strength? I hope so, because anything else would be traitorous insurrection. Look, behold the ruler you're going to die for.
Beautiful, ahem, and rich, very, very rich. So here's a rousing tune, might as well get in practice, don't you think?
Your Best Pal,
