MI likes liturgical dance almost as much as I do; here's an excerpt, with accompanying picture of the Mahoney Girls:
The Holy Sisters of the Fat Mannish Lesbian were brought in to do a five-minute interpretative dance of Jesus preaching about the dangers of climate change. Within seconds the child was vomiting.
“It was like watching Linda Blair in the Exorcist. The kid was spewing across the entire room.”
You can read the whole thing here, but in the meanwhile, have a blessed Holy Week and Maundy Thursday.
Stay on the horse.
LSP