Well, the porch anyway. You see, the problem with wooden houses is that the wood can get eaten away by termites and ants.
For that matter, if it's not looked after it'll rot and then you'll wake up to discover your historic Texan house is an historic Texan ruin. So the Compound's HQ got a respray and I think it looks sharp, but there was a problem.
The painting crew discovered a supporting beam beneath the porch had pretty much returned to the soil. The porch looked fine but it wasn't, it was an illusion.
The crew turned up in the cold grey mask of morning to put the mirror of illusion right. That meant jacking up the porch, taking out the rotten beam and replacing it. Next step?
Finish painting the porch and then stand back and thank God for His mercy.
Gun rights,
LSP
