Here's some awesome truck poetry, via Wild Wild West:
For Whom the Truck Does Not Crank
(certainly not) by John Donne.
No battery cable is an island,
Entire of itself.
Each is a piece of the truck,
A part of the DMV registration records.
If a truck be washed away by the flooded low-water crossing,
Texas is the less.
As well as if a one-ton bro-dozer were.
As well as if a Kenworth of thine own
Or of thine friend's were.
Each battery cable's failure diminishes me,
For I am involved in truck ownership.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the truck does not crank,
It does not crank for thee.
Texas is the less. I love that, but Each battery cable's failure diminishes me. Whoa, now we're talking.
Metaphysical poetry forever,
LSP
