Some of the vast international readership of this popular mind blog are complaining, C'mon LSP, lighten up, it's Sunday!
And who can blame them, it's not pleasant to be confronted with billionaire pedo Epstein on a Sunday morning. So to correct the balance here's a kitchen carbine, uplifting or what?
A bottle of wine and a .45! Now you're talkin', good times.
And look at this, a resting attack dog.
See? Better already. In other compelling news, our military's taken some 50 tons of gold from ISIS. Ahem, a certain irregular cavalry unit's in need of funding. Over to you, RHSM.
And now everyone's happy, even though Hillary's unaccountably not in jail, we're in the midst of a new Ice Age and Epstein continues to fly the friendly skies of the New World Order in his especially cozy private jet.
Cheers,
LSP
