Years ago, I asked a powerful lawyer, please don't spit, if he'd ever served. He replied in that I wish you weren't here kind of way, "King's African Rifles." Boodles forever and sometimes a picture's worth many thousands of words.
Perhaps you disagree, perhaps you're a Frankfort School Marxist attempting to burn it all down in a fit of self-loathing, privileged white angst meets idiocy. But replace it with what? Here's a photo: