With a tip of the Glock to LL, a long-lost National Socialist train, filled with Hillary Clinton's emails, has been allegedly found in Poland.
Reputedly stuffed with precious emails and Blackberries crammed with invaluable top secret State Department information, the train rests in a hidden tunnel in Poland's mountainous southwestern Walbrzych district.
Local media outlets are reporting that the train could hold as much as 300 tons of classified documents, scrubbed from the Clinton's closet servers.
Two men are demanding 10% of the value of the treasure trove before they reveal its location.
Valkyrie,
LSP