Ursula von der Leyen Zapfenstreich!

Germany's outgoing Defense Minister Ursula von der Leyen got quite the sendoff  on her way to become President of the European Commission. Look, here's a short video.

This is Ursula Von Der Leyen’s. Leaving bash in Germany. In appreciation of her newly appointed Presidency of the emerging federal EUSSR quango in Brussels. This should send clear warnings to anyone who voted REMAIN ! RETWEET WITH GUSTO !#StandUp4Democracy pic.twitter.com/jsKvYANOVD

— Andrew Henderson (@arhselk) August 21, 2019

I like martial tradition, a lot, but where have we seen this sort of thing before? The "great replacement" might want to take note of precedent. 

That aside, the German military are obviously pleased to see their Defense Minister go, and who can blame them? They've been training with broomsticks, their planes don't fly, their subs don't work, and they have these weird little tents. Hardly good for morale. 

Not to worry, Fatherland, Ursula's taking her, ahem, warlike qualifications to Fortress Europa, where plans are afoot for a grand EU Army.

The world quakes at the dread prospect of the rainbow legion! Except that it doesn't. You see, behind every dark cloud there's a silver lining.

Your Old Friend,

LSP

Macron's Army

French leaderene, Emmanuelle Macron has called for the creation of a special EU army, presumably because the secular European superstate can't rely on evil nationalist countries, like the US, for defense. 

Well said Emmanuelle, about time someone issued a patriotic call to arms! But what will the EU army look like? Maybe it'll look like Germany's defense minister.

Or Holland's.

Or Spain's.

Then there's France herself.

The enemy is trembling.  For what it's worth, I reckon an all arms US battle group could take out Europe in maybe a fortnight, or sooner.

Feel free to disagree,

LSP