It started off almost innocently, a playful thing of happy workers eating bats in the utopia that is the Celestial Kingdom.
Then, oh dear, maybe the weirdly contagious and fatal bat virus came from a Wuhan bug factory, a deadly weaponized virus that broke free from a bioweapons lab. Coz, you know, bats infected with killer pathonogens don't bite anybody.
Fast forward. According to official Chinese estimates there's 35k++ victims. Or would that be 350k? Who knows, but what we do know is that over 400 million Chinapersons are locked up, giving new meaning to Chinoiserie.
Good thing it's not contagious.
Prep up,
LSP
