"Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her Well, I heard old Neil put her down Well, I hope Neil Young will remember A Southern man don't need him around, anyhow"
Happy birthday, (yesterday), LSP! Hope y'all are enjoying your inalienable rights/freedom (God given) today and always (and this currently cooler-than-average N Tx weather...)! With love to you and yours!
I tapped this up when Old Neal threw his own self off Spotify after they refused to eject Joe Rogan.
[Verse 1] I wanna live with a liberal girl I could be happy the rest of my life With a liberal girl
[Verse 2] We reek of patchouli, and smoke dope every night You see us together, burning a doobie My liberal girl
[Verse 3] Ten security guards, all armed with guns {But you shouldn’t own one} My accountant relaxes and waits between shows For my liberal girl’s next left-wing wacko cause to fund
[Verse 4] I have delusions of grandeur, and sniff glue in the night You see us together, chasing my fading talent My liberal girl
[Bridge] Spotify, send me money now I pi$$ed it all away somehow I need another hundred grand You see my baby loves to finance left-wing wacko causes. Yeah! Yeah! Al Rogan Sucks!
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Pardon my Captain Obvious hat.
"Well, I heard Mr. Young sing about her
Well, I heard old Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around, anyhow"
I like it! I need to polish up my photoshop skills and crank out other liberal misfits!
We need decks of these cards for liberal scum the same as we had for Saddam's crew.
Happy birthday, (yesterday), LSP! Hope y'all are enjoying your inalienable rights/freedom (God given) today and always (and this currently cooler-than-average N Tx weather...)! With love to you and yours!
LIBERAL GIRL
(without apologies to Kneel Young)
I tapped this up when Old Neal threw his own self off Spotify after they refused to eject Joe Rogan.
[Verse 1]
I wanna live with a liberal girl
I could be happy the rest of my life
With a liberal girl
[Verse 2]
We reek of patchouli, and smoke dope every night
You see us together, burning a doobie
My liberal girl
[Verse 3]
Ten security guards, all armed with guns
{But you shouldn’t own one}
My accountant relaxes and waits between shows
For my liberal girl’s next left-wing wacko cause to fund
[Verse 4]
I have delusions of grandeur, and sniff glue in the night
You see us together, chasing my fading talent
My liberal girl
[Bridge]
Spotify, send me money now
I pi$$ed it all away somehow
I need another hundred grand
You see my baby loves to finance left-wing wacko causes.
Yeah! Yeah! Al Rogan Sucks!
Heh
Snerk...
RHT, you're totally on point.
Cederq, keep 'em coming.
Both are utterly appalling, Beans, and Stern's become even more so. The "Boss" was always really, really annoying.
Yes, LL, we most certainly do. On point as ever.
Thanks, Cederq! A good time was had by all.
Wild! Nice one.
Unclezip, we encourage creativity on this shallow mind blog.
Yes, NFO. Old Shakey, for goodness sake.
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