Aaaaand He's Gone

 

Tim Waltz, Governor of Somalia Minnesota, the very same he/him man that ran as Vice President on the Kamala Harris ticket, has told the world he's not running for reelection. Can't think why, because he was so awesome, apart from massive, egregious levels of vote importation fraud, skulduggery and malfeasance. All masquerading as compassion and tolerance. Try not to throw up in your mouth.

What the Devil is This?

And so it seems that Mogadishu Tim's decided to retire from the cursus, but not before the damage was done. Viz. Importing hundreds of thousands of Allahu-Snackbar votes into Minnesota, of all places. How did such an utterly unlikely thing happen, as in hordes of desert Moslem savages being welcomed into the ice-bound Mid West?

Libby Lane Bishop Figure of the Diocese of Derby. Don't say some kind of joke

Doktor Swankenstein, who knows about such things, suggests suicidal empathy brought on by rainbow Lutheranism. Not, when you reflect for a second, unlike the Episcopal Church, the Church of England, United Methodists, Presbyterians and apostate Romans.

To him, Boye

Be that as it may. If we can launch a carrier group at VZ, capture its president and his wife and kill all his Cubans, all of that, why can't we sort out the traitors and Globalist Shill Illuminati criminals in our midst, on our home turf.  

Good question, right?

Damme,

LSP

PS. Waltz was always a pathetic joke. Democrats, hire a better PR firm.

Mass Blackout

 

But Rosie, surely you're not agitating for restaurants to close down x2? Apparently she is, no work, no projects, no spending, no events, no restaurants, NO RESTAURANTS from Nov 25 to Dec 2. Wow, Rosie's going on a diet, and not before time. No backing out, Rosie, prepare for impact.

What serious business. A mass blackout in which even the richest of Rainbow Body Libs will deny themselves food from the finest restaurants in the world, and all in a selfless drive against the despotic tyranny of cisgender kings. Here's a tune to make the point:

No Kings? Ask Boye. And devil take the hindmost.

That in mind, will you be shutting it down on November 25?

Best,

LSP

Canons

So there you have it. Canons are roaring, push a pike, wager a Guinea on the dam monkey and twice as fast. Stirring stuff, so sign yourself on the nearest glass with a diamond, but as you write your diamond-traced haiku you may have noticed something.

The Roundhead/Cavalier melee was led by... enthusiastic gentlemen for sure, on both sides, some of them even had great campaigning experience. See Rupert of the Rhine, all hail. But note, the main body of men were led by Pros, we'd call 'em contractors today.

No job for old men, eh? But do feel free to disagree. In other news, there was an ordination to the priesthood at Mission #1 today, a beautiful and blessed event. More of that anon.

Your Friend,

LSP