Monday, January 5, 2026

Aaaaand He's Gone

 



Tim Waltz, Governor of Somalia Minnesota, the very same he/him man that ran as Vice President on the Kamala Harris ticket, has told the world he's not running for reelection. Can't think why, because he was so awesome, apart from massive, egregious levels of vote importation fraud, skulduggery and malfeasance. All masquerading as compassion and tolerance. Try not to throw up in your mouth.


What the Devil is This?

And so it seems that Mogadishu Tim's decided to retire from the cursus, but not before the damage was done. Viz. Importing hundreds of thousands of Allahu-Snackbar votes into Minnesota, of all places. How did such an utterly unlikely thing happen, as in hordes of desert Moslem savages being welcomed into the ice-bound Mid West?


Libby Lane Bishop Figure of the Diocese of Derby. Don't say some kind of joke

Doktor Swankenstein, who knows about such things, suggests suicidal empathy brought on by rainbow Lutheranism. Not, when you reflect for a second, unlike the Episcopal Church, the Church of England, United Methodists, Presbyterians and apostate Romans.


To him, Boye

Be that as it may. If we can launch a carrier group at VZ, capture its president and his wife and kill all his Cubans, all of that, why can't we sort out the traitors and Globalist Shill Illuminati criminals in our midst, on our home turf.  

Good question, right?

Damme,

LSP


PS. Waltz was always a pathetic joke. Democrats, hire a better PR firm.

11 comments:

Wild, wild west said...

Buddy of mine in Minnesota is taunting his leftist acquaintances by saying Tim will resign on April 1st. He says some of them have to have the significance of the date 'splained to 'em.

LSP said...

Heh. Nice one.

Beans said...

It will be interesting to see where TIMMMEEEYYYY will end up. Maybe he'll flee to a non-extradition nation, like... Somalia. He could always be the VP there.

As to all the funky church people, yikes.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

As I've said many times I'm an unchurched semi-pagan. Driving around on Sundays, I wonder if the worshipers in all the Cowboy Churches are there just for the barbecue. Many old the "mainstream" churches have many empty spaces in their parking lots. Storefront churches seem to be crowded. Seems odd.
Perhaps Ray Stevens "Mississippi Squirrel" video captures the reason?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16fG1sDagU&list=RDK16fG1sDagU&start_radio=1

Wild, wild west said...

What! Cowboy churches have barbecue after services? Why hasn't somebody told me this before now? I'm reasonably comfortable with where I am now, but they don't have barbecue!

Seems like an unfair advantage over Teh Ghey worshiping denominations like COE and Dis-United Methodists, don't it?

Dr. Swankenstein said...

The words of Mayor Jacob Frey come to mind: "Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Durka durka Mohammed jihad. Haka sherpa sherpa bak Allah."

LSP said...

Beans, they're all out there, driving cars. Terrifying, eh?

LSP said...

WSF, what an excellent video!

The thing is, churches that actually believe something, as in the Gospel, tend to attract. Those that reflect secular disbelief back to secularists? Not so much.

LSP said...

Dammit, Wild, they do have BBQ. In fact, the Cowboy Church Mens Breakfast I used to go to had BACON, BISCUITS AND SCRAMBLED EGGS. Yes, with gravy. All this on Friday, a fast day. Hmmmmm. That aside, I'd ride with them on their trail rides, which was like follow the tail on a fairground donkey, tedious after awhile. Bored, I'd cut out from the herd and ride at speed along the line of dully trudging quarter horses, like an... outrider.

"Is this alright?" I asked a veteran trail rider. "Yes," he replied, "Have at it, just don't break your horse's leg on this ground."

I enjoyed those rides. A few years back now.

LSP said...

Herr Doktor, what an excellent song and dance!

Beans said...

To further expound on TIMMMEEEEYYYY and all the supporters of illegal aliens, I refer you to Big Country Expat's post from today. Don't always agree with him, but the links he has about illegals and supports of illegals is very interesting. Basically it's all about setting the stage for the use of the Insurrection Act.

https://bigcountryexpat.com/index.php/2026/01/07/insurrection-j6-they-have-no-idea-what-is-coming-next/