Mass Blackout

 

But Rosie, surely you're not agitating for restaurants to close down x2? Apparently she is, no work, no projects, no spending, no events, no restaurants, NO RESTAURANTS from Nov 25 to Dec 2. Wow, Rosie's going on a diet, and not before time. No backing out, Rosie, prepare for impact.

What serious business. A mass blackout in which even the richest of Rainbow Body Libs will deny themselves food from the finest restaurants in the world, and all in a selfless drive against the despotic tyranny of cisgender kings. Here's a tune to make the point:

No Kings? Ask Boye. And devil take the hindmost.

That in mind, will you be shutting it down on November 25?

Best,

LSP

Well What Have We Here

 

A morbidly obese oddity who's the size of a Buick, behold Miss Alabama 2024. Let's zoom in on this new kegweight examplar of southern femininity:

Beautiful, isn't it, except it's not, and that's exactly the point. Destroy all objective value, truth itself, and arrive, apotheosis, at existential liberation from the bonds of oppression. Now, with Miss Alabama, wymxn are finally set free from slavery to look good.

Dam straight, you can win a beauty pageant even though you're fat and gross. Good call, ProgLeft, but is anyone fooled. Trot out all the obesity you like and call it beauty and see how far you go. Well, in this instance you'll destroy beauty pageants, in another, the Armed Forces, Judiciary, Press, Academe or the Episcopal Church. But even if the institutions are hollowed out, the truth remains.

spot the odd one out

Beautiful women are still beautiful, brave soldiers are brave regardless of the rainbow flags in their barracks, and on. Point being, you cannot destroy objective value even though you try your damndest to do so. Truth remains truth, regardless of the lies you tell. That in mind, at least Miss Alabama is actually a woman, unlike, say, Miss Maryland.

Your Pal,

LSP