Two Tier Kier Bans Ninja Swords

 

What is this, some kind of pathetic joke? No, it's real and it's happening now in NetZero commonsense Britain. That's right, if you want to live out your fantasy ninja dreams in the Sceptered Isle you're fresh outta luck, because 2TK's banned your sword of choice. No more ninjato steel for you, serfs.

OK, you've got until the summer all you UK Ninjas, but don't take it from me, here's 2KT zhirself on social media, or at least one of they/them staffers:

Knife crime is at epidemic levels and is ruining lives across Britain.

As Prime Minister, I'll crack down on sales of these lethal weapons once and for all.

When I announce a ban, you’ll get a ban.https://t.co/ducB1yikwu

— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) January 24, 2024

Yeah, all that knife crime. Caused by all those Moslem and POC votes. Better ban ninja swords then, hadn't you. For goodness sake, the country whose empire once spanned the globe is now a Rainbow Stasi, Ninjato Banning Great Replacement Globalist laughing stock.

That's not all, the UK also has some of the highest industrial energy costs in the world, four times that of the US. But don't worry, no one's going to cut you off with their ninja sword when you can't afford your bill, they'll just send you to jail for mean Facebook posts.

Maybe the UK's heading towards a crisis if it's not already in one. I, for one, wouldn't want to be there when and if it erupts.

Katana,

LSP