Import Export

 

Nice Shirt Dude

Look, we're all in favor of fair trade and that's exactly it. Why should the poor citizens of the United States of America have to put up with British import Harry and his simpering LA D-List actress wannabe-but-never-will-be Queen figure? Why, why should we, it's unfair. 

Looking Good, Feeling Good until TRUMP

Fortunately the selfless royal couple are attempting to redress this shocking trade imbalance on their own, by self-deporting. Why? Because the evil Orange Dictator insists, like a typical and literal Nazi that his country should and does have an enforceable border. Wow. What. A. Fascist. Such unendurable tyranny for the unelected, fabulously wealthy, privileged, entitled, utterly selfless royal couple. So maybe Harry and Meghan will return to the Sceptered Isle, as an export.

Fierce

Not everyone's happy about this in the UK. A 14 year old Scottish girl was seen protesting with axe and knife. Can you blame her? She's been arrested, we hope, by agents of the Crown.

Savage

Prince Harry was a perfectly good and popular officer in the British Army until he was bewitched by the Californian Simperer-in-Chief. Will the UK have them back? Will the brave young savage girl with axe and knife repel the imports or will Harry and beloved no-talent Meghan set up in England at taxpayer expense?

Stay tuned, and as always, you be the judge,

LSP

Happy Birthday Melania!

 

It's America's popular and glamorous First Lady's birthday today, and here at the Compound we're celebrating. Long may she reign, well into 2028. Do you remember the last iteration, Dr. Jill? Here, have a look:

simpering old  fraud

And then there was the Lightbringer's, ahem, wife, "Michelle." Don't say field negro  highly attractive. How fashion swooned over this beautiful example of elegant wymxnhood:

snout down inna trough

Was anyone fooled? Some were, the same people who tripled up on their vax 'n mask and called Trump a Kremlin agent. The very same people who told you to believe in The Science, all the while transing their kid. Coz biology has nothing to do with gender and if you think differently you're a literal Nazi. National Socialism aside, what d'ye think of 47's photo in the Eternal City with El Cocainsky?

come to Jesus

As you ponder this curious issue, do spare a thought for our longsuffering and beautiful First Lady.

Your Pal,

LSP

Deport This Savage

 

You Utter Savage

It's just so terrible, ICE is arresting all these poor asylum seeker refugees and sending them back to Venezuela, Haiti or somewhere in between. So evil, so Fascist, so very NAZI. So totally hideous and inhumane.

And now, on point with the beloved BBC, one of my UK friends assures us on social media that Lady Liberty has packed her bags and left America, weeping. Where to? Maybe Ireland, the UK or some backwater like Belgium or Sweden.

The Savage Knifed These Girls

Hold on, buddy, this is absurd. Since when, at any time in history, was it somehow Fascist for a country to have a border? For a country to actually be a country? Surely, all you students of history, Fascism and Nazism and Communism, for that matter, were all about erasing borders. That was, indeed, their metier.

Could it be, heaven forefend, that the Corporate funded push to flood our countries with illegal aliens was and is all about the same? To erase our borders in favor of one, huge, cheap labor, high rentier super state? No, of course not, it's all about compassion. If you buy that you're a dam fool.

Enough is enough,

LSP

Get a New Gun?

What Gun?

I'm thinking of getting a new gun, probably a bolt .308 or .30-06 but it's confusing because there's a lot of rifles out there in the right price range and they all seem good. Like the Ruger American or the new offering by Savage; very affordable. That said, I'd prefer something that wasn't black plastic. Maybe I should look for a used rifle, one with a wood stock?

Mighty Ballistics

Then there's pistols. I fired a friend's XD .45 the other day and really liked it, so now I want a new pistol. But it's like rifles -- which one? Something chambered for 9mm, perhaps a 4th Gen Glock, or the CZ SP-01 (steel frame)? Then there's SIGs and XDs. Tricky.

I think they're all good, and they are, but feel free to advise. I want to get several. 2014 will be the Year of the Gun.

Shoot straight,

LSP