Thursday Roundup

It's Thursday and the Feast of St. Peter Damian, so what better time for a news roundup. First things first, Jussie Smollett, popularly known as "Juicy" got himself arrested for a nationally televised MAGA hat, hate hoax, bleach noose lynching. 

One of Juicy's better stunts involved writing a check, yes, a CHECK, to his fake MAGA hoax assailants, for $3.5k. Chicago PD's not too pleased and you can watch their reaction above.

In other news, a Coast Guard nut wanted to kill everyone but got caught, thus preventing a false flag detraction from Juicy's interesting story and the rumors of Deep State Mueller's Russian Collusion investigation coming to an end next week. 

With no, ahem, evidence whatsoever of Russian collusion between Trump and the Kremlin. Libs are prepping the field in advance of massive disappointment.  Witch hunt? Surely not.

Speaking of witch, Gateway Pundit's headlining an interesting story on Clinton corruption, you can read part of it here. Hillary, of course, hasn't been locked up yet, unlike Roger Stone who isn't allowed to say anything anymore after he troll posted on Instagram.

Stone was raided at 5 am and dragged out of his house to jail for opposing the Deep State, but Juicy wasn't. Was that because Juicy was part of the DS narrative, unlike Stone? Whatever, Juicy still has its job at Fox whereas the repellent Roseanne Barr was fired for a tweet. Sic transit.

Then there's ISIS brides. They're having buyers remorse and want to return home so that they can have their babies in a world of electricity and running water. Charity notwithstanding, nein danke.

St. Peter Damian was famous for the rigor of his asceticism and reforming the many sins of the 11th century church. This apparently included abuse of minors. Familiar? In the meanwhile, we have to ask.

C'mon, Juicy, why'd you write a check? Watch this, good work Jericho Green.

And in case you're wondering, Yellowstone continues to cook off.

Cheers,

LSP

Deep State Mueller Indicts Thirteen Russian Bots

Special Counsel Robert Mueller has unveiled the shocking findings of his year long investigation, indicting 13 Russian nationals.

Their crime? Attempting to interfere with a US election by posting disparaging comments about Hillary Clinton on Twitter and Facebook. Yes, you heard that right. This unholy band of Russian Bots, these Kremlins, had the sheer, brazen iniquity to disparage Hillary Clinton, on social media no less.

Now the 13 false apostles are facing charges in the US while living in the luxury of their bot barracks in the Kremlin, mission accomplished. You can read their names here.

So that's it, the result of Deep State Mueller's long and arduous attempt to show that President Trump colluded with the Russians to stop Hillary winning the White House. Here it is, for all the world to see, 13 infamous Russian Bots posted bad things about Hillary on the internet and Trump had nothing to do with it.

What a shocka. But while we're at it, how did Wikileaks get all those DNC emails?

Don't say Seth Rich,

LSP

Cooking With LSP?

Can you cook with LSP? That's a very good question and I thought I'd put it to the test with some Country Style Ribs. More chops than ribs but whatever, they're cheap. Then I noticed that we'd all been here before.

Perhaps, I thought, the addition of a Glock 21 would change things up enough to warrant a separate post. Would the pistol improve the recipe? Yes, like Deep State Mueller adding to the WaPo's hoax machine, the Glock helped.

As I browned off the chops, deglazed the onion, garlic, celery, carrot, tomato paste, bay leaf base with apple cider vinegar, then yes, for sure, the Glock helped. Everything felt more secure, this was going to work.

Then, when the house smelled of the delicious aroma of simmering pork and the time came to add this awesomness to a plate of mashed potato, did the Glock win out? Yes, it did, because these Country Style Ribs were better than ever and twice as good.

Moral of the story? Cook with a pistol, maybe a Glock, your call, there's no "rule."

Weapons sorted, eat your scoff like a warrior. And that's cooking, with...

LSP