Cooking With LSP Macaroni Cheese

Excuse me, what did you just say? Cooking with LSP? It sounds impossible yet there it is and here's how.

Pull out some heavy metal and melt 4 TBLs of butter in the iron, match it with the same amount of flour. Mix it up and well done, you've made a poor man's roux. Then add 2 1/2 cups of full milk, stir it in and behold the beauty of the thing, Glock optional.

Then add cheese. Grate as much as you like into the pot, your call, there's no "rule." Stir it around until you reach the desired consistency and add more cheese and milk as required. 

Also, don't forget to throw in a teaspoon of dry mustard along with salt and pepper to taste or even Worcestershire Sauce, your call. 

That done, stir away and preheat the oven to 400*. While it's firing up have a glass of wine or 10 and ponder your culinary genius.  There it is, cheese sauce, pasta and everything else, just waiting to come together in union. 

While you're at it, resist the temptation to draw parallels with the Worldwide Anglican Non Communion and throw the thing in the oven after grating some cheese on top.

Leave it in until it's getting cripsy and then take it out and eat your scoff...

Like a Warrior,

LSP

Thursday Sermon

“You do not know what you are asking. Are you able to drink the cup that I drink, or be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with?”

James and John want a share in Christ's glory, to sit at the right and left hand of His throne at the consummation of all things. But instead of rebuking their "jealousy and selfish ambition" (James 3:16) Jesus invites them into glory by giving them its key, the Passion.

He invites them to share in this, to drink His cup of suffering and to live His baptism of death. Through this comes resurrection and triumphant life. But so easy to say, so hard to do! James and John, doubtless unwittingly, say they're able and they are, in the end. Christ's question becomes prophecy.

He asks the same thing of us. Perhaps this is helpful:

The mind, when purified by Christ’s Chalice is enabled to see spiritual visions. It begins to see the all-embracing Providence of God which is invisible to carnal minds, to see the law of corruption in everything corruptible, to see close to everyone a vast eternity, to see God in His great acts – in the creation and re-creation of the world. Earthly life seems to it a brief pilgrimage; the passing events of earthly life seem like dreams, and its blessings seem to he a fleeting illusion of the, eyes, a short-lived fatal allurement of the mind and heart.

To put it another way, "Whoever does not carry his cross and follow Me cannot be My disciple." (Lk 14:27) And again, "You cannot serve God and Mammon." (Mt. 6:24) By contrast, we should be like the "little child." (Mk 10:15)

May God bless us all in the endeavour. 

LSP

Feast of St. Luke

It's the Feast of St. Luke the Evangelist, so here's a prayer. No, not a fake one to the Cosmic Birther, this one's Christian. Here it is:

ALMIGHTY God, who didst inspire thy servant Saint Luke the Physician, to set forth in the Gospel the love and healing power of thy Son; Manifest in thy Church the like power and love, to the healing of our bodies and our souls; through the same thy Son Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.

St. Luke, pray for us.

God bless,

LSP

This Is The End

Is this the end? Via Zero:

I am waiting for the case when a white university female brings a rape case against a black university male. It will be interesting to see how the university chooses which side to take. In such a case we have two victims of “white male supremacy.” Which victim will prevail against the other victim. Will the university come down on the side of the protected black or on the side of the protected female? Or will the university decide that the rape was actually done by a white male pretending to be a black.

This question illustrates the complete breakdown of American society.

Cheers,

LSP

A Helpful Prayer

Here at the Compound we hope you find this version of the Lord's Prayer as helpful as we do:

O, Birther of the Cosmos, focus your light within us -- make it useful

Create your reign of unity now

Your one desire then acts with ours,

As in all light,

So in all forms,

Grant us what we need each day in bread and insight:

Loose the cords of mistakes binding us,

As we release the strands we hold of other's guilt.

Don't let surface things delude us,

But free us from what holds us back.

From you is born all ruling will,

The power and the life to do,

The song that beautifies all,

From age to age it renews.

I affirm this with my whole being.

Beautiful, isn't it. 

Your Old Friend,

LSP

TRUMP V. HORSEFACE CAGEMATCH

Current cagematch chanpion, the Grand Commander, Donald the Strong, has thrown down the gauntlet, threatening celebrity prostitute fighter, Stormy Horseface Daniels, that he'd "go after her."

“Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas,” tweeted the Grand Commander on social media. But the Prostitute wasn't far behind. "Game on, tiny," tweeted the famous pole dancer, after accusing the President of bestiality.

Justice For The Pimp!

The Commander's comments come after one of the Prostitute's lawsuits against the President was tossed out of court and the stripper's lawyer, Avenatti, was ordered to pay Trump's legal fees.

Game on, but who will win this white knuckle, seat of your pants fight to the last lawyer standing? For that matter, can CPL and the Prostitute even afford those fees; will this match be over before it's even begun?

Bets on!

LSP

Remember Collusion? Neither Does It.

Do you remember Russian Collusion? No? Don't worry, neither does anyone else, it's all Kanye, witches and Taylor Swift now.

Carry on,

LSP

Witches Hex Kavanaugh

Some say that we're in a fight, a war of good v. evil, of God v. Satan if you like. Ha, ha, such absurd hyperbole. But hold that thought.

A coven of Brooklyn witches aren't happy with the election of a Catholic Christian onto the Supreme Court, so they're hexing him.

We are embracing witchcraft's true roots as the magik of the poor, the downtrodden and disenfranchised and it's history as often the only weapon, the only means of exacting justice available to those of us who have been wronged by men just like him.

Right on, Catland Brooks, sure you're not an Episcopalien Bishop and if not, why not? And let's not forget the witches' bold attempt to overthrow the President with "binding spells. 

Remember that? All the witches met some time back to cast a spell on Trump to stop him from enacting his evil policies.

You know, like smaller government and taxation, actually having a border, how very evil, and bringing jobs back to America at the expense of self-serving, corrupt, treasonous, tasseled-loafered Illuminati shills who live on the trillion dollar grift of the Imperial Capital.

Well the spell didn't work, the swamp's draining, albeit slowly and much to the outrage of the left and their globalist masters. Undaunted, the witches are at it again.

And here's a thought. If we're not in a fight of Good v. Evil, of God v. Satan, then why does one side enlist demons and give 25% of their hex admission money to Planned Parenthood? To say nothing of being no-excuses-this-is-us devil witches.

So what can we say?

OUT DEMONS OUT,

LSP

I Do Love A Fresh Beto!

It's one of life's simple pleasures, kick back with a cold can of Modelo and a delicious fried cheese beto. Lettuce, tomato, pickles, mustard, mayo and ketchup, all in a bun.

Yum!

Savor the moment as you bite into your beto, then wash it down with an ice cold beer and let the moment linger. A pricey sandwich at $38 million but worth every penny. 

And no, don't say it comes with F grade circus meat masquerading as BBQ, and that it's really an Irish sub pretending to be from Mexico. Ignore those rumors as just that, rumors. 

Mmmmm. Look at that delicious Beto.

Speaking of which, Ted Cruz has something like a 7 point lead on the faux Mexican, open borders, JFK reincarnate sandwich. Will Beto go the same way as Wendy "Abortion Barbie" Davis and find itself thrown into the electoral deli trashcan of unwanted novelties? Time will tell.

In the meanwhile, experts say that genius superstar MillSoc celebrity, Taylor Swift, is the satanic simulacrum of devil worshipper Anton LaVey's daughter, Zeena Schreck LaVey.

Satanic Clones

Is Taylor, notorious alt right icon, a gene clone of the high priestess of Seth and Soror Sanctissima of the Secret Areopagus?

Devil Twins

Whatever the case, Trump can't stop winning. Do you remember Chrissy Ford and Russian Collusion? No, neither do we.

Out demons out,

LSP

Dog Days of Red October

Here in the dog days of Red October life follows a simple morning pattern. Feed Blue Voracious some delicious nuggets, then head off to the Pick 'n Steal to get a Yeti full of coffee. Blue Predator sits outside during the transaction. Smart people don't get too close.

Then we head back to the Compound's front office porch. Blue stands on guard during Morning Prayer; will enemies foolishly try and break through the perimeter?

But guard duty gets tiresome, so why not lie down in the sun? Good call, sentry. Speaking of K9s, here's the Alex Jones Dog.

What a ferocious little tyke! Don't forget to buy the products.

Godspeed,

LSP

Taylor Swift Does it Again!

Super talented mega star and MillSoc beauty, Taylor Swift, has come out swinging against Trumpism and the GOP, accusing Marsha Blackburn, Republican Senate Candidate for Tennessee, of racism and misogyny.

The fabulously wealthy millionaire socialist took to Instagram to blast "systemic racism," boost "LGBTQ rights" and encourage people to register to vote. CNN's reported a surge of voter registration in Tennessee, the "Swift Effect."

Swift, who's world famous for genius pop hits like We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, has enjoyed iconic status in the so-called "alt right."

Will that continue, now that Swift's broken up with her legion of adoring fans by endorsing Marsha Blackburn and the Rainbow? Will Tennessee go with Swift or opt for MAGA?

Taylor Swift's net worth is $320 million, why be a poor socialist when you can be a rich one.

Tennessee, do the right thing and vote out your elite rulers.

MAGA,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Melania's been slammed by the sneering, lying, corrupt, elitist, aggressive, venal, mendacious mainstream media for modelling Out of Africa and Death on the Nile in Kenya and Egypt.

She had the literal, brazen temerity to wear colonial white privilege, a pith helmet, jodhpurs and riding boots on safari. To cap it all off, the whole guise of Western patriarchal oppression was enthusiastically received by cheering natives. So offensive, unless you're a Kenyan or a member of the Selous Scouts.

Then Melania channeled Giza Explorer at the pryamids, wonder of the world. But here's the thing. Mean spirited MillSoc (Millionaire Socialist), Illuminati muppet shills scorned our elegant and adventurous First Lady, they hate her. But everyone else loves her.

Tough luck, Illuminati goon lemmings, Melania did it again and did it with style. Was our popular and glamorous First Lady on a mission to find the Magic 0's birth certificate? We don't know, it's a secret, maybe Brennan will reveal it in Gitmo.

That aside, well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great Again!

MAGA,

LSP