Halloween

Some say that Halloween is Satan's birthday but it's not, it's All Hallows Eve or the Eve of All Saints. This means that kids get to run around dressed as goblins and ask for candy before they're vanquished by the saints the next day.

Here at the Compound we're all in favor of the celebration but don't make the bad mistake of giving the little trick-or-treaters comsymp, globalist, NWO, Illuminati cabal ice cream. It's not good for them. Give the young 'uns a tasty pez instead.

Speaking of Halloween, it used to be customary for people to play games of divination and attempt to foretell the future. How will that turn out?

We know the broad sweep of things, the forces of hell are defeated by the hosts of heaven. Such is the ultimate end but in the midterm, someone please lock her up.

Out Demons Out,

LSP

Witches Hex Kavanaugh

Some say that we're in a fight, a war of good v. evil, of God v. Satan if you like. Ha, ha, such absurd hyperbole. But hold that thought.

A coven of Brooklyn witches aren't happy with the election of a Catholic Christian onto the Supreme Court, so they're hexing him.

We are embracing witchcraft's true roots as the magik of the poor, the downtrodden and disenfranchised and it's history as often the only weapon, the only means of exacting justice available to those of us who have been wronged by men just like him.

Right on, Catland Brooks, sure you're not an Episcopalien Bishop and if not, why not? And let's not forget the witches' bold attempt to overthrow the President with "binding spells. 

Remember that? All the witches met some time back to cast a spell on Trump to stop him from enacting his evil policies.

You know, like smaller government and taxation, actually having a border, how very evil, and bringing jobs back to America at the expense of self-serving, corrupt, treasonous, tasseled-loafered Illuminati shills who live on the trillion dollar grift of the Imperial Capital.

Well the spell didn't work, the swamp's draining, albeit slowly and much to the outrage of the left and their globalist masters. Undaunted, the witches are at it again.

And here's a thought. If we're not in a fight of Good v. Evil, of God v. Satan, then why does one side enlist demons and give 25% of their hex admission money to Planned Parenthood? To say nothing of being no-excuses-this-is-us devil witches.

So what can we say?

OUT DEMONS OUT,

LSP