Yes, it's that time of the week again, the best time, the time we've all been waiting for. That's right, Melania Mondays! and what's America's stylish, attractive and smart First Lady been up to, apart from looking good and lifting the nation's spirits?
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| Golden Melania |
Only having famous designers fall over themselves to make clothes for her, that's what, and who can blame them. Calvin Klein, Diane Von Furstenberg, Tommy Hilfigger, Zac Posen, Dolce & Gabbana, Victor de Souza, to name just a few, are all competing to dress the #MAGA presidential consort.
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| Creative Melania |
Sophie Theallet, on the other hand, who made clothes for Michelle Obama is refusing to have anything to do with Melania. Tom Ford, who made a dress for Michelle Obama to wear at Buckingham Palace, has also said he won't make clothes for Melania because his brand is "too expensive."
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| Happy Melania |
Some commentators have called Tom Ford an "appalling hypocrite."
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| Looking Sharp Melania |
Here at the Compound we doubt that Melania's too bothered by Sophie and Tom's embarrassingly futile protest against the will of we the people.
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| Then There's This |
After all, it's not like she'd want to look like Mitchell Michelle anyway.
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| Uplifting Melania |
Well done, Melania, keep making America great again!
Keep up the good work,
LSP
