Frightening new evidence appears to show that the Anglican Consultative Council (ACC) has been taken over by Mantis People.
A young clergyperson, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims she was abducted by a mantid and taken to the Council control room, which was operated by insect-like aliens, including one who appeared to be a bishop and wore long purple robes.
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| Abductee's Drawing of the Anglican Consultative Council |
"It was terrifying," she stated, "I thought the Anglican Consultative Council was an Instrument of Unity, but it was overrun by all these Mantis People. They were feverishly working in the Council control room, like insects. One of them wore a purple robe, I think it was their leader, maybe a bishop."
Some commentators believe that the extraterrestrials are a "shady" and "dubious" threat to Anglicanism and humanity itself.
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| A Mantis |
"Doesn't sound like these beings want what's best for the human race after all!" said one pundit, "If they want to help us why then not just show themselves to the world? Why are people abducted in the middle of the night against their will, strapped to a table and subjected to all kinds of medical procedures? Why do they need our DNA? They are supposed to be so advanced??? This is way too shady and dubious!"
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| A Bishop |
Before being taken over by what seems to be a sinister alien race, the Anglican Consultative Council was a respected component of the Anglican Communion and worked for church unity.
According to the abducted clergyperson, those days may be over.
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