Showing posts with label some kind of pathetic joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label some kind of pathetic joke. Show all posts

Saturday, April 18, 2026

Some Kind Of Pathetic Joke

 



Keen-eyed observers of the Anglican scene will have noticed that the Church of Wales, led by Archbishop figure "Cherry" Vann has given the green light for same-sex blessing rituals to be added to their rainbow spell book Book of Common Prayer.

According to the Living Church (TLC), the vote to include gay worship rituals was approved by a two thirds majority in the tiny denom's Governing Body and Cherry was all about it. No wonder, she's a lesbian who lives with Wendy Diamond, a retired Council worker, go figure. Here's the TLC:


“We want everybody to be able to hold their views with integrity whilst not losing sight of the image of God that resides in all of us. We want to build a church that can make space for each other whatever our different perspectives.”

Archbishop Vann has been together with Wendy Diamond, a retired council employee, for 30 years. They entered a civil partnership in 2015. Vann had kept their relationship quiet in church circles until she became Bishop of Monmouth in 2020.

“For years we kept our relationship secret because I worried about waking up and finding myself outed on the front page of a newspaper,” Vann said in The Guardian. “Now, Wendy joins me everywhere, and when I take services, it’s just normal. But in England she had to stay upstairs if I had a meeting in the house.”

 

Yeah, "space for each other." Unless, of course, you're an actual Christian who believes in the revealed Word of God and the Apostolic teaching of the Church, neither of which in any way sanction the unfortunately named Cherry's preferred and unrepentant mode of life. C'mon, Cherry, don't try to let yourself off the hook by redefining your imperfection out of existence in the name of love, of all things.

When you think on it, dear readers, using "love" as as a blanket term get out of jail free card comes dangerously close to the sin against the Holy Spirit, who is Love in Person. What can we say? Father, forgive them for they know not what they do, we hope. Leaving aside culpable ignorance, you'll be unsurprised to know that the Church of Wales has shrunk by a something like 30% since 2004 and now stands at a risible 29,301 worshippers on any given Sunday.

At this rate it'll be almost entirely gone in a generation, and you know what they say, fight against the Holy Spirit and be relentlessly destroyed by that same Spirit. Leo, take note.

Your Pal,

LSP

Tuesday, May 30, 2023

Target

 


Americans are pretty tolerant, they really are, but then the degenerate satanists went for our children. 



Perhaps it's time to take pride in our indigenous ancestry?




But here's the thing, Target stock's lost around 10BN in about as many days.

Keep it coming,

LSP

Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Understanding Afghanistan

 




How do we come to terms with the massive scale of our defeat in Afghanistan, was it engineered, the result of a sinister globalist plan, some kind of Hegelian inevitability, sheer, utter incompetence? Perhaps a mixture of all of that and more. Then again, maybe the Taliban took a look at the Biden administration and thought let's go. Here, have a look yourself.






Well they weren't wrong, were they, coz everyone knows Terry runs from a tranny. And I'll leave it at that.

Your Friend,

LSP

Thursday, July 9, 2020

Rainbow Skidmarks




Skidmarks, ahem, on a rainbow? Are we reaching peak 2020? In related news, my Fascist ladder attacked me with vicious white supremacism. Have a look.




Wow. What. A. Racist. In case you've been asleep under a Klansman's hood for the past thirty years, the "OK sign" is a thinly veiled White Power symbol. This helpful infographic explains its meaning:




OK, all hail /pol but please, please, someone, anyone make it stop. By "stop" I mean rainbow Maoism, obviously.

Thanks,

LSP


Thursday, November 15, 2018

Macron's Army



French leaderene, Emmanuelle Macron has called for the creation of a special EU army, presumably because the secular European superstate can't rely on evil nationalist countries, like the US, for defense. 

Well said Emmanuelle, about time someone issued a patriotic call to arms! But what will the EU army look like? Maybe it'll look like Germany's defense minister.




Or Holland's.




Or Spain's.




Then there's France herself.




The enemy is trembling.  For what it's worth, I reckon an all arms US battle group could take out Europe in maybe a fortnight, or sooner.

Feel free to disagree,

LSP