This & That

 

Do you remember the POC puke who stabbed a boy because, how dare he, suggested the holy, sacrosanct, protected POC move his seat? Sure you do, Carmelo Anthony took a knife to a High Scool seating arrangement. Read all about it on the internet and I hope the family of the teen who was killed by this black savage gets justice and recompense.

In other news, Ukraine launched a massive strike against Russia's nuclear bomber fleet, Mrs LSP is urging me to practice "Ring of Fire" and Kier Starmer, the UK's hated leaderene, is telling Brits to stand by for war-fighting "readiness." Excuse me, with what army? Surely not another excuse to raise taxes.

Regardless, here at the Compound we're renewing fishing licenses, clipping hedges, growing tomato vines, getting Letters of Introduction and all of that. What can I say?

Clubland forever,

LSP

DINDU NUFFIN

 

You've all heard the sickening story of DINDU NUFFIN 17 year old Karmelo Anthony, who stabbed Austin Metcalf at a high school track meet on April 2. The problem was, Metcalf had the brazen literal racist temerity to tell Dindu to get out of a seat that wasn't his. So Dindu stabbed Metcalf who then died in the arms of his brother.

Imagine, if you can, the howls of rage, fury and riotous protest if the color of the murdered teen's skin had been black. George Floyd, anyone? But no, Metcalf wasn't POC so there's been no protest, no looting, burning or rioting on the sunny suburban streets of Frisco Texas or anywhere else.

who killed who? go on, I dare you

Instead, there's been a heap  of cash donated to the Anthony family, over $900k. Why? For young Dindu's legal defense fund. As in, how dare you prosecute a POC for murdering someone with the wrong skin color. Call it reparations, if you like. 

Regardless, you'll be pleased to know Dindu's parents haven't been slow to take advantage of their newly acquired wealth, buying a fully loaded Cadillac Escalade, because of course, and setting up in a $3.5k a month gated community. Yes, even as young Dindu himself was released to house arrest on laughable bail terms. I say again, imagine the result if skin color was reversed.

look, a killer monkey!

At some point, and maybe soon, people will tire of covering up, pretending, and pandering to this systemic racism and the off-the-hook demographic it funds. When that point comes I'll wager our fighting monkey, and he's a ferocious beast, that the solution's as quick and effective as that presently applied to our southern border.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

Guilty

A Mountebank Crook

 

Maxine Waters, for inciting race hatred, and being a corrupt, hypocritical fraud of a Millionaire Socialist.

A George Floyd Juror

Our legal system, which is clearly broken.

A Martyr Angel Saint God

George Floyd, for breaking into a woman's house and pointing a gun at her stomach while an accomplice searched her home for drugs and money.

A Cop

And Dereck Chauvin.

Speaking of which, I was fishing with a couple of semi-retired LEOs when George Floyd became a beautiful, martyr saint, holy angel. One of them asked the other, "Is that the kind of hold you teach your students?"

A Dindu

Regardless, now that the show trial's over, will Minneapolis burn to the ground? Maybe the MPD should stand down if it does, while the Guard enjoys rainbow diversity training.

Maxine Waters' net worth is a paltry $2 million, low by #MillSoc standards. Don't say race baiting mountebank.

Your Pal,

LSP