Disgraced floppy haired Etonian and former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has told the world that Great Britain will send it's pathetically small and ineffective armed forces to defend the Deep State's money laundering scheme in Eastern Europe.
Now look. BoJo used to be good for a congenial brandy and soda in the '90s at the Lit Review. BUt this is ridiculous. Maybe, Great Britain, you might want to actually have an army before you threaten war? In the meanwhile, Putin quakes as BoJo's Battalions get ready to roll to the line of contact.
So watch out, Russkie AUTOCRAT, BoJo's comin' to gitchoo.
Cheers,
LSP
PS. Bad week for Eton and the Trav, what? See Welby.
PPS. Please stop sayin AUTOCRAT everyone, it's annoying and stupid.