Showing posts with label all hail the south. Show all posts
Showing posts with label all hail the south. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 7, 2020

Eat A Peach - Cooking With LSP




There you are, in the midst of an Agenda 21, Kalergi replacement project when one of the the test subjects asks if you'd like some peaches. "Sure, that'd be great," and there they were, thanks to Eduardo and Maria, a basket of wild fruit. What to do?






Not tender enough to eat, so boil 'em up, blanche with ice water, remove skins, or not, and slice those peaches up. Then add a few tablespoons of brown sugar, flour and lemon juice to the mix. Bring to a boil and set the fruity thing aside.






In the meanwhile, combine 1 cup of flour, 3/4 of a cup of light brown sugar, cinnamon and a lot of butter, a stick (8 Tbls). Mix it up with your fingers until the thing's crumbly but clings together. This is your "crumble" or "topping" or whatever, it's not like there's some kind of weird rule.






Congratulate yourself on this achievement and watch Geobbels on BitChute. How could he have been such a monster as to kill his beautiful children? Same applies to you, Magda. Well, there's a special place in Hell for those who kill children, but let's not dwell on the infernal logic of the Pit.




Instead, put the beast in the oven for around 40 minutes at #375, take it out, let it cool for a bit and then, fall on your scoff like a warrior. Don't be shy, soldiers.

Your Ally,

LSP


Monday, June 25, 2018

The Alien Invasion







Lord of the Flies

There's business. Is Bezos even a human name?


Cuckerberg

What about Zuckerberg. A tiny ET with big Alien ambition?


Space Alien

Or Strzok. Now that's hardly a human name, is it.


Hybrid

Then there's the media. Is Rachel Maddow a hybrid?


The Red Cuck

And are the aliens thrashing in reptilian rage at MAGA thwarting their plans for global domination? Don't say Red Cuck  Restaurant.


Good Heavens

Are space aliens taking over? You be the judge,

LSP