Thursday Evening Round Up

Thunder's booming and roaring overhead, the dog's asleep on a Moslem rug and you can smell the rain on the Texan wind.

Stormy The Prostitute

In other exciting news, Stormy The Prostitute was arrested, in a strip club no less and then released. Meanwhile, President Trump had the sheer, brazen, unashamedly fascist effrontery to suggest that the US taxpayer shouldn't pay for European defense; defense against what, the Kremlins? 

May The Traitor

Trump's also slammed Britain's notorious traitor, Theresa May, for failing to deliver on Brexit. Think about it, Traitor May. What's better, a deal with Germany or the US? America or Germany? And while you're at it, how popular will you remain if you ignore the 17.4 million who voted to leave. Don't say Peasants' Revolt.

Regardless, Melania touched down in the UK, looking good to an RAF honor guard. The Queen has apparently organised a parade at Windsor Castle to welcome a President that isn't Obama and we can all look forward to some martial pomp and pageantry. 

Melania Looking Awesome

It'll make for a pleasant alternative to watching bolshevik teenagers running around howling for open borders and a tofu burger on every plate.

Speaking of Great Britain, a Christian Pastor, Richard Smith,  was elected Mayor of Ferryhill in County Durham in May, but had to resign because of a hate campaign led by a local drag queen called Tess Tickle. No kidding, you can read all about it here.

A Typical FBI Traitor

Then there's bizarre case of FBI Agent Peter Strzok, who's been trying to tell Congress that he's a patriot despite being a traitor. Tricky. And lest we forget, there's a new nominee for SCOTUS, thus sealing the left like a doomed djinn into a bubble of impotent rage for decades if not millennia. 

Weird, isn't it, how the progressive, comsymp, NWO elite, Illuminati stooge, MillSoc left went from anguished grief about The Children to shrieks of pro-abortion, kill your kid in the womb mania in the space of a SCOTUS nomination. 

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Thoughts on fauxtrage running skin deep aside, here at the Compound we have to ask. Would an impartial observer question the progleft's love of children?

Last but by no means least, England lost to Croatia but not before some 20 million pints of beer were drunk.

Don't say theater of the absurd, say roll on the parade.

Your Friend,

LSP

Fauxtrage!

Do you feel concussed, worn out, weary, fatigued, irascible, ready to snap at any moment? Yes? That's because you're suffering from the debilitating effects of Traumatic Fauxtrage Stress Disorder (TFSD), or "Faux Shock."

TFSD's brought on by relentless barrages of fauxtrage, shrieking cacophanies of faked-up, hysterical moral indignation, pouring down on you like a Stalin Organ in full flood. And it's constant.

A Typical Stalin Pants Organ

Do you remember the faux civil rights movement, Black Lives Matter, and their phony hysteria when thugs got shot by the cops? And the Statues! Cue another salvo from the faux Katyusha. It's all forgotten now but such is the nature of fauxtrage, it's vicious but short lived.

A Typical Katyusha

Then there was the great feminist Grab 'Em Fauxtrage of 2016, quite the barrage, only to be replaced by the foaming-at-the-mouth, Cold War frenzy of Russia hacked the election. Thanks a lot, Putin, for destroying our democracy and putting your spy in the Whitehouse.

Stormy The Prostitute

But that got boring because there wasn't, like, you know, any proof. So the rolling thunder of hysteria moved on to Stormy The Prostitute. Outrage. Sorry, fauxtrage, and it too fizzled like a malfunctioning Soviet rocket. Hunh, fail, back to the drawing board and don't mention Bill Clinton.

Now it's The Children. Trump is a racist, unchristian, child hating, Nazi monster for enacting inhuman, fascist immigration laws. Rockets fire! But, dammit, the laws were put in place by other presidents, and while we're at it, since when did the Planned Parenthood left ever care about children?

A Millionaire Socialist

As in MillSoc (Millionaire Socialist) Peter Fonda, who told social media and the world that 12 year Barron Trump should be "put in a cage with pedophiles." And we won't talk about the millions sacrificed by MillSoc Cecile Richards to demonic Moloch.

So stay tuned, as this latest blast of hysterical anger fizzles away to nothing and's replaced by another frenzied salvo of leftist fauxtrage. But while we're waiting for the faux shock and awe of the next assault, consider this.

Fauxtrage

The presenting causes of fauxtrage are transparently fake but the anger isn't. The dustbin of history BLM, Statues, Grab 'Em, Russian Collusion, Stormy The Prostitute, Children, all these and more are simply signs or channels.

Moloch

I'd argue bogus ones at that, but nonetheless emblems of a real inner and spiritual anger. Of an incohate, nihilist rage that seizes on the nearest available thing, no matter how flimsy, to find expression.

Now that's something to fight.

Fish on,

LSP