Illuminati Elite Wreck Monday Fishing

Lake Whitney dam's a pretty good place to fish, unless our elite Illuminati overlords steal all the fish, like they did today.

The sun was shining, it wasn't too hot, it wasn't too cold, and the air smelled of spring and new life as the mighty Brazos stretched out into the distance, towards Waco and beyond. Beautiful, no doubt about it, but where were the fish?

Normally you can see them gliding about like submarines; not today, not a fish in sight. I cast off into the pool regardless, which had obviously suffered from some kind of failed green new deal, and guess what? Nothing.

A Typical Illuminati

No bass, no perch, no drum, no catfish, not even a gar. Nothing. They'd obviously been shipped off to China by Illuminati globalists, like all the rest of our assets. Thanks a lot, New World Order.

I reflected on the iniquity of it all in the cab of the rig and ate a fried cherry pie. It was delicious, that part of the mission was a triumph.

With this in mind, you better put the fish back, Illuminati tyrants and globalist stooge dupes of the NWO, or there'll be trouble.

Big time,

LSP

Walls Walls Walls

The sturdy wall built around Obama's predictably bad taste mansion

Some people are against walls securing our southern and northern borders. They say it's immoral and unfair to all the wymyn and chyldryn fleeing the socialist utopias of Venezuela and Newark

Nancy's Millionaire Socialist mansion, protected by a wall, obviously

Maybe that's why Nancy and the Obamas have walls around their mansions. They want a barrier between themselves, their great wealth and the people who want a slice of the leftist roulette wheel action.

 

Like Cher. Gotta have good security when you're a multi-millionaire socialist, otherwise all the poor people you love are going to break in and steal your rich leftist stuff.

New York Socialism

And the list goes on, all these elite millionaire commies living in mansions surrounded by walls. 

At what point will their brazen, literal hypocrisy be held to account? 

Soon, please.

LSP

Texas Heat

Look here, you lot. Thanks to our old enemy, the Weather, it's like an oven outside which makes it too hot to think. So here's a few infographics to aid the thought process.

The Left loves Islam, even though Islam wants to chop 

their heads off.

Anthony Bourdain was a leftist but was he about to go MAGA and cross the Clintons? Good question. Now he's dead.

Madonna's not dead and hasn't crossed the Clintons. Some say she's getting ready to run on an Alec Baldwin ticket for Dem VP. Don't say Illuminati Witch.

Try not to melt,

LSP