I know it's not very St. Sarov, but have you noticed we're throwing billions of IOU notes at interest at this East European tranny dwarf NWO puppet?
Like no kidding, hardly a day goes by but we're sending billions of dollars to this tranny pop dwarf, and for why? Because stop evil USSR conquering Europe and turning us commie? Oops, already are, and someone please tell UKLF that 100 or so ancient tanks doesn't = viable army.
some kind of risible joke?
Risible demise of the UK's already pathetically weak army aside, our ruling crime syndicate have nothing to declare, they're too busy indicting the only president in decades who didn't take us to war.
Punters, I say again, what utter satans.
Your cheery old pal,
LSP
PS. The UK's Wunderwaffe Challengers haven't been seen on the battlefield. Whyever not?
Stripers are predatory, voracious beasts and they love live shad. And that's what we were armed with as we headed into the waters of the dammed Brazos, Lake Whitney.
Fish
OK, that's all very poetic in a very minor key kind of way, (really? Ed.) but how do you catch the fierce Stripers, what's the method? First off, have a Guide who knows what he's doing.
Looks boring, isn't
We chose Pat because he's good at every level. Friendly and helpful as opposed to sneering because you're not a Guide and, most importantly, gets you on the fish.
Good Guide
Which is what happened, we got on the fish and then some, limiting out in about 45 minutes. Big Striper action, rod goes double once, twice, hookset! Then reel that monster in. Big fun.
Look at that Leviathan on the left!
That done, we headed back to the ramp, mission accomplished. And now there's fish in the freezer for the next few weeks or so. But seriously, if you want a good Striper Guide on Lake Whitney, go for Pat. He'll get you on the fish.
C'mon, Man, have you no pity? Good question but we have to ask why the Democrats aren't even pretending to campaign, much less running the most useless, pathetic, hollow, fake of a candidate in living memory.
Surely they don't know they'll lose and aren't hedging their bets on voter fraud or some kind of coup. Heaven forbid, and this raises a serious point.
Jacob Blake Dindu Nuthin
The Left hypocritically refused to accept the result of the last election and, on form, tell us they'll refuse to accept the result of this one if it goes against them. Don't concede under any circumstances, says Hillary to Joe.
Saint Breonna Dindu Nuthin
So much for liberty, representation and our constitutional republic. But they care nothing for that, they want power and want it badly, at any cost. Devil, literally, take the hindmost.
Angels we have heard on high Dindu Nuthin
Be prepared, when 45 becomes 46, for Democrat cities to burn themselves down. Natural selection? Quite. In the meanwhile, a black pimp is running law enforcement on the streets of Seattle. He's a Street Czar, no kiddin, and they're paying the pimp $150k a year. You couldn't make it up if you tried.
Big Pimpin Dindu Nuthin
In the meanwhile, our Marxist necromancer friends at Black Lives Matter have been paid millions of dollars, conservatively, by guilt ridden opportunists and we have to ask; how much of that not inconsiderable amount of cash has been used to help the life of even a single black person in our country's multiple, Democrat run slums?
Monkey Dindu Somethin
I'm not a betting man, but I'll wager the fighting monkey against six of your priestesses that the sum's not a penny.
The oppressed people of France have plenty to complain about, an out of touch globalist elite ruler, the highest taxation in the world, a pathetic 50 mph speed limit and over 3000 speed cameras to enforce it. But that was before daring yellow vest protesters decided to attack the hated engines of photographic oppression.
According to France's Interior Minister, Christophe Castaner, 60% of the country's 3200 speed cameras have been disabled or destroyed. Christophe railed against the destruction, calling the people who wrecked the cameras "imbeciles" and vowed "resolute action" by law enforcement.
Why the invective? Because the loathed speed cameras work as a much needed tax for the cash hungry French government. They raised 2 billion euros in fines in 2017 and were set to bring in even more this year. A handy income stream for the new world order globalists reigning over France from the Champs Elysees. After all, those immigrant votes don't come cheap.
Only problem being, the people think they're taxed enough already and decided to take down the electronic roadside racketeers. Just like the scorned "green tax" on fuel, it seems they aren't prepared to put up with yet another attempt by the government to grab their cash by means of a euphemism, in this case "road safety."
Who can blame them. In the meanwhile, Macron's approval rating's at a dismal 18% and some 80,000 police and gendarmes will be on duty across France this weekend to crush dissent. We'll see how that goes.
And as an aside, England's got an awful lot of speed cameras. Imagine how that stealthy little ruse would play out in Texas.
Canada's winsome Premiere, Justin Trudeau, is rightly renowned for his remarkably gay socks, so it came as no surprise to see him sporting a pair of Darth Vaders in India.
The wacky Vaders came out after Trudeau was left waiting on the tarmac for Indian Prime Minister Modi, who sent an underling to greet the Canadian supremo.
Trudeau, who is an enthusiastic advocate of gay sex, is well known for his his love of Star Wars themed socks, such as the witty "Droid."
Will his playfully gay socks walk back Modi's snub and reverse Canada's status from Gujerat vassal to sovereign nation?
This site's come under a lot of criticism lately, and why's that? Because I foolishly used frozen, store-bought chips (fries) at the last fish fry. "What kind of LSP are you?!?" commented the shocked punditry, "We expect slices of real potato, fried in lard, and nothing less." OK, I get it, point well made, so to correct the deficiency we went out to the lake and caught some fish, eight fat Bluegill and a small Black Drum.
Clean The Fish
Next step, set up two cleaning stations, yes, two, and fillet those fish like champions. Then later that evening apply beer batter and deep fry until golden brown, but don't forget the chips. Slice up some potatoes and fry them too. Use your memories of fish and chip shops in the UK as a guide, and when the tasty strips of potato look and taste right to chippie standard, take them off the heat, drain, and if necessary keep them warm in the oven while the fish does its thing.
Chips
Serve it all up with tartar sauce (easy to make) and whatever else sounds good, you be the boss of that. After all, it's your choice, not the Government's, not the tasseled loafer Beltway elite's, not the NWO globalist banksters and their Illuminati shills in the media and Hollywood, no, it's up to you.
A Typical NWO Puppet
Did I use lard? Well, no, vegetable oil was the medium. But look, Rome wasn't built in a day.
Some think that Katy Perry's performance at half-time is indicative of something badly wrong. Here's this, from ZeroHedge:
"As a political psychoanalyst I find the Super-bowl halftime show the best concise index of how psychotic American culture is becoming from year to year, and the 2015 version signaled a complete break from reality, a nightmare of twerking robots in a hall of mirrors, as if America had utterly surrendered its tattered soul to some rogue motherboard pulsing deep within Dr. Evil’s subterranean palace of sin."
A nightmare of twerking robots in a hall of mirrors... pulsing deep within Dr. Evil’s subterranean palace of sin.
