The famous "Anglican Instruments of Communion" may have been caught on camera, hovering mysteriously over Manchester.
The Instruments of Communion have been missing since the 2003 consecration of the most famous gay bishop the world has ever seen, Elton John look-a-like, Gene Robinson. However, a 35 year old photographer zoomed in on the Instruments after feeling a "magnetic pull."
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| Gene Robinson |
"I just got up from the sofa and I felt this pull to take a picture out the window there and then. Something drew me to the window," stated Mr. Hinton, "It was like a magnetic pull - a lunar pull."
While some dismiss the strange sighting as a Chinook helicopter, the photographer disagrees, "I am a rational man. I have never felt that feeling before. With the feeling I had and what it looks like, I don't think it was a Chinook helicopter."
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| Dobby's Chinos |
Hinton went on to describe what experts believe to be the Anglican Communion's missing Instruments of Unity, "I mean the photo shows the lights shining through the clouds. I really don't think it is a reflection - look at the saucer shaped object and the lights and the two lines coming out of the bottom. Just like the Instruments of Communion."
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| Instruments of Communion |
According to witnesses, the hovering Instruments of Communion remained in the sky for half an hour before disappearing.
No sooner seen than gone, have the Anglican Instruments of Communion left Manchester for earth orbit and ultimately deep space?
Or do they exist in another dimension altogether?
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