The Vice President of the United States of America and the second most powerful man on the planet is at it again.
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Speaking in Joplin, Missouri, Biden, affectionately known as "Ole Salt 'n Peppa," or "Teeth," reassured a local high school that the 161,000 people who died there in a freak tornado didn't die in vain.
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| Corrupts |
Fact-checkers wasted no time. Joplin's tornado victims numbered 161, not the number mentioned by Teeth. Was Salt 'n Peppa in a visionary trance? Like some kind of 161k Rapture? Or were his AI circuits simply malfunctioning?
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Apocalyptic harbinger of the Eschaton or a dud android?
You, the reader, be the judge,
LSP
