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| Dance to the goddess |
The Church of England's General Synod voted overwhelmingly in favour of women bishops, with one priestess, Canon Rosie Harper, arguing that failure to make women bishops would make the Church of England look "weird."
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| Canon Rosie Harper isn't weird, at all |
"I would like to name the sheer weirdness of a community arguing about discrimination in the 21st century - people out there don't care enough to be angry but they do dismiss us as weird," stated Rosie.
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| Nothing weird about Schori! |
According to Rosie, the weirdness of not having women bishops would hurt the declining Church of England's mission, "If we are serious about our mission, and I know this is a very basic point, we really do have to stop being weird," she told the Synod.
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| Totally not weird |
In a final appeal to normality, Canon Rosie concluded, "Stop being weird and vote yes."
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| Deranged |
Well done, Church of England. With women bishops you won't be weird anymore and everyone will start going to church again. Next stop, Gay Marriage, which everyone knows is entirely normal.
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| Entirely normal |
Good luck, Church of England.
LSP
