Europoors will hate this.
So what'd it take to liberate the UK from Rainbow Commie Tyranny. Look at you, Brits, being arrested for hurty words on the internet and lying down in pathetic, subservient compliance. Look at you, Left, you utter hypocrites, locking people up in the name of tolerance. You total, utter frauds.
OK, so maybe the UK's sunk beneath the waves of a rainbow caliphate. Problem. Solution? Launch USMC at the Sceptered Isle. Reliable sources tell me more than a few members of UKLF would support such a thing when they're not busy bulling boots.
Your Friend,
LSP