Thanks to star-gazing Google sleuths, the Archbishop of Canterbury's head may have been found, on Mars!
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| High Cranium, Pointed Chin |
The whereabouts of Archbishop Justin Welby's head has baffled experts since Anglicanism's top leader visited Kenya last year, but now the mystery of the missing head could be at an end. After searching through hundreds of high-resolution photos taken by NASA's Mars Rover, amateur Ufologists believe they have spotted Welby's head.
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| Mars Rock Or Archbishop's Head? |
Taken from NASA's website, photos show a head with a high domelike cranium and a pointed chin, half-buried in drifting sand. Said one expert, "The picture shows a very long skull with an elongated forehead as compared to the jaw, which indicates high intelligence." This might link the skull to Welby, who is famous for his sharp negotiating skills and the superhuman intellectual ability to hold entirely opposing points of view at any one time.
Others aren't convinced. "It's just a rock that looks a lot like Justin Welby's missing head," said one skeptic.
Has Welby's head been found, at last? You, the reader, be the judge.
LSP
