Canada War?

 

Just look at all those medals! These two Canadian Military Supremos must be incredibly brave and they'd have to be, defending a country the size of Canada with a mere 68,000(?) regular personnel in the armed forces. A bit like their mother country, Great Britain, Canada's clearly gambling on never having to fight a major war ever again. 

So yes, award yourself another medal for valour, or would that be sheer rainbow fool idiocy. But maybe the whole preposterous state of the thing's moot.

You see, when Alberta leaves with its oil, what's left of Canada? An Avril Lavigne, Nellie Furtado sideshow, heavily in debt to Mark "Carney's" globalist puppeteers, with no way to pay the cash back. Of course the aptly named Carney will doubtless clean up personally, he's a bankster, but the country? Not so much.

In the meanwhile, Canadian Army units in Alberta such as the Lord Strathcona House, Calgary Highlanders, the Royal Calgary Regiment and the Southern Alberta Light Horse will be invited to join the new Alberta Defence Force (ADF), cap badges intact. All this bolstered by US forces and the erstwhile province's considerable oil sands income. 

Who knows, maybe Ottawa will decide to launch a Rainbow Expeditionary Force (REF) against plucky old Alberta. Good luck with that, they won't have any oil. But would the REF fight? Check out the Operational Art of War for a drilldown.

Well that's one scenario, and I hope Alberta pulls out of its unholy union with Ottawa. Why should Alberta subsidize their socialist oppressors? With independence they'd throw off the rainbow yoke and enjoy tremendous prosperity. 

Good Luck,

LSP

Trade War!

 

Canada's loathed leader, Mark aptly named "Carney," has declared trade war on the US. America quakes in its boots, except that it doesn't. Please, let's see Alberta independence next year. Ontario, Quebec and Vancouver can go it alone without the oil they despise, and Albertans can be free from under the yoke of corporate leftist tyranny.

ACOC

In the meanwhile, here's some interpretive liturgical dance to cheer you up. I know, right, just when you thought it'd disappeared into the trash can of history. Hey, not so fast:

Beautiful, isn't it,

LSP

Canada Day - WARNING GRAPHIC LANGUAGE

 

Here's a Canada Day treat, old but gold. Behold the epic glory of Elizabeth May, what can I say? Words fail:

Pretty special, eh? And that was 11 years ago, imagine if you can, how much worse it is now. Alberta has to go, please.

A Mare Usque Ad Mare,

LSP

The Most Albertan Man In The World

 

Let's take a break from deranged lesbian poet persyns getting shot, an Oreshnik hitting Lvov, the BBC's risible failure to cover Persians overthrowing their hated Islamic overlords and French people getting sent to gaol for "cyber bullying" Macron's husband figure. 

Yes, they accused, ahem, Brigitte, of being a man and got sent to prison. Truth apparently hurts. But enough of that, move on to something more uplifting, like Albertan independence. Check it out.

And again.

Hard winters made him. Common sense armed him.

Some men chase approval. He collects signatures.

They wanted a compliant Alberta. Instead they got an Albertan awakening.

And today, The Most Albertan Man in the World Strikes Back. pic.twitter.com/amgCQRkpsr

— Rise Of Alberta (@RiseOfAlberta) January 8, 2026

Reliable sources in Canada's Cow Town tell me they've had enough of Ottawa, and who can blame them. Imagine how prosperous Albertans would be if they weren't shackled to the Rainbow Stasi State which bleeds them dry, supposedly for their own benefit. As in, "Look here, rich province, send all your money to the poor provinces, like Quebec, and then you'll be richer."

Classic Leftist logic, the poorer you are, the richer you'll be, just wait and see. Not unlike Climate Change, when you think on it. Oh look, it's so much hotter now, which is why it's colder. So pay us moar tax.

C'mon, Alberta break free,

LSP

Free The Slaves

 

Check it out, here's a video:

Reports are coming in from all over the province.

Cattle are restless. Trucks are rumbling.
The Legislature lights flickered.

The Most Albertan Man in the World has returned. pic.twitter.com/Ft0RtJRAY2

— Rise Of Alberta (@RiseOfAlberta) November 26, 2025

And hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. All about medium rare roast beef here, delicious.

Cheers,

LSP