Thursday, August 27, 2026

Canada War?

 


Just look at all those medals! These two Canadian Military Supremos must be incredibly brave and they'd have to be, defending a country the size of Canada with a mere 68,000(?) regular personnel in the armed forces. A bit like their mother country, Great Britain, Canada's clearly gambling on never having to fight a major war ever again. 

So yes, award yourself another medal for valour, or would that be sheer rainbow fool idiocy. But maybe the whole preposterous state of the thing's moot.

You see, when Alberta leaves with its oil, what's left of Canada? An Avril Lavigne, Nellie Furtado sideshow, heavily in debt to Mark "Carney's" globalist puppeteers, with no way to pay the cash back. Of course the aptly named Carney will doubtless clean up personally, he's a bankster, but the country? Not so much.




In the meanwhile, Canadian Army units in Alberta such as the Lord Strathcona House, Calgary Highlanders, the Royal Calgary Regiment and the Southern Alberta Light Horse will be invited to join the new Alberta Defence Force (ADF), cap badges intact. All this bolstered by US forces and the erstwhile province's considerable oil sands income. 

Who knows, maybe Ottawa will decide to launch a Rainbow Expeditionary Force (REF) against plucky old Alberta. Good luck with that, they won't have any oil. But would the REF fight? Check out the Operational Art of War for a drilldown.

Well that's one scenario, and I hope Alberta pulls out of its unholy union with Ottawa. Why should Alberta subsidize their socialist oppressors? With independence they'd throw off the rainbow yoke and enjoy tremendous prosperity. 

Good Luck,

LSP


5 comments:

The Night Wind said...

Given the condition of our military though, this might be the first war in history where both sides self-destruct.

Anonymous said...

Rural Albertans probably have more guns hidden than the entire Canadian military owns.

Wild, wild west said...

Careful. They'll smack you with their purses.

Let's you and him fight is their motto.

Michael said...

From the oil perspective given Venezuela's oil hasn't gotten nearly to the expected production as of yet. Something about decades of neglect and abuse of their oil equipment.

That and the Big Oil companies still haven't rushed into development and so on as they wonder if decades of Rebuilding will actually pay out if the Democrat-Greenie-Socialists take over in a couple of years.

If Alberta's oil that already has pipelines to Chinese shipping as well as trains our way decides China is buying at a better price, we are really going to suffer a LACK of sour crude needed for diesel.

Like how America cut Imperial Japan off of their Malaysian oil triggering Pearl Harbor, Canadian sour crude loss would be a real problem with the Middle East out of service.

Wouldn't be the first time we invaded Canada.

Dr. Swankenstein said...

I fully support the succession of Alberta, and if they want to join the USA, even better.