Disgraced floppy haired Etonian and former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has told the world that Great Britain will send it's pathetically small and ineffective armed forces to defend the Deep State's money laundering scheme in Eastern Europe.
Now look. BoJo used to be good for a congenial brandy and soda in the '90s at the Lit Review. BUt this is ridiculous. Maybe, Great Britain, you might want to actually have an army before you threaten war? In the meanwhile, Putin quakes as BoJo's Battalions get ready to roll to the line of contact.
So watch out, Russkie AUTOCRAT, BoJo's comin' to gitchoo.
Cheers,
LSP
PS. Bad week for Eton and the Trav, what? See Welby.
PPS. Please stop sayin AUTOCRAT everyone, it's annoying and stupid.
8 comments:
Mayybe the Vatican will loan the Swiss Guards?
Send what? Last I heard there are no sailors for a good portion of the Navy, no airmen nor pilots for a good portion of what little air force they still have, no soldiers to totally outfit the pitifully small army they have.
Still waiting for Winston Churchill's spirit to come and haunt all the feckless denizens of the PM's house. But, really, I wouldn't want that on Winnie's ghost, as the latest batch of idiots in the PM's seat have been truly idiotic.
I'll give a break on Brexit, because that was mostly Nigel Farange, and a needful thing, but BoJo or any other PM? Nope, feckless idiots.
I don't think even Nigel could uncluster-grope Great Britain.
WSF, maybe they could take matters into their own hands, in THE VATICAN. Please.
Let's see, Beans, GB is still great, albeit badly sidetracked.
Tbh, my guess is that they're hijacked by the same kinda thing we are, big corp interest playing current fads, see the BLM idiocy, which was embraced hugely in the Uk, and the stoopid climate thing.
LSP, what if they call you back into service?
Maybe he can lead a contingent of CoE Crusaders to strike down the forces of Shaitan and Satan?
LL, I'd rush back, as a COLONEL. Of irreg horse, obvs, and a chaplain to boot.
Precisely, Beans.
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