Time To Audit Time To Jail

 

Is this true?

Chelsea Clinton receives an annually-recurring funding from USAID, allocated by Obama for her Foundation, which provides afternoon meals to children in Africa, India, and Bangladesh.

However, as of today, the reported number of meals served stands at 11,886, implying an astonishing cost of $1,410 per meal.

Net Worth $70 Million

Husband Net Worth $45 Million

Inheritance $52 million

USAID Earnings $3.9 Million per year

Real Estate Assets $25 million

Monthly Spends $100,000

Car Collection Eight

And of course there's absolutely nothing Deep State corrupt about the Clinton Foundation, at all. In  related news, those lovable pranksters at DOGE discovered the Treasury's sent out 4.7 TN$ in untraceable payments to, errrr, someone. 4.7 TRILLION to persons and parties unknown. That's equivalent to an entire year of US tax revenue, and we haven't even gotten to the Pentagon.

We have to ask; if  rampant, egregious, underhanded, systemic, fraud, corruption and grift were cut out root and branch, would we be running a grievous, country-destroying national debt? Serious question, punters. 

Let's see our money back,

LSP

Get Off My Ship

 

Maybe this sheer, risible, traitorous trans idiocy is about to end, please. Like really, they say this idiotic buffoonery increases "force lethality"? Try not to throw up in your mouth. Then there's mechanics, engines, and the F 150.

Keen-eyed readers, all five of you, might recall some redneck mechs dropped a new engine in my 2018(!) Fiddy, but there it is. You might also be pleased to know that the new 5.0 V8's running like a champ, not unlike 47's onslaught against the Deep State and its utterly corrupt apparatchiks in our hallowed, sacrosanct, beloved corridors of power. 

USAID yesterday, FEMA today, maybe Medicare, Medicaid, and the mighty Pentagon itself tomorrow. Surely, my dear friends, there's no inefficiency, waste, skulduggery, fraud or malfeasance in the latter.

Perhaps you've been waiting for this day. In the meanwhile, deranged Dems are playing whack-a-mole, and a young Sergeant's visiting from Fort Hood and playing some kind of video game, in which imaginary warriors kill imaginary enemies on the internet. This seems to involve lots of shouting; in fairness, Sgt. LSP is actually a soldier. So there is that.

Mind How You Go,

LSP

What A Gang Of Crooks

 

What. A. Gang. Of. Crooks.

🔥🔥 https://t.co/Lpwp0dUnVA

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 6, 2025

Boy's on fire, and so he should be. Europeans, I think, have a hard time parsing our grift, chicanery and sheer, unadulterated malfeasance. Yet there it is for all to behold, thanks, DOGE. That in mind, how do you feel about your tax dollars going to fund Bloomberg, Politico, the WaPo, NYT and lesbian theater workshops. Did you vote for that? Some solace, Rat Claw Rubio's threatening to axe USAID from some 10,000 employees to 297. Go, Rat Claw.

Cheers,

LSP 

Down With The Eagle

 

Here we are, cheering on an incoming administration dedicated to ending centralized Fed tyranny. And what a tyranny it was, billions of dollars of your tax money funneled into NGOs, the MSM and wherever to squash you like a bug in PR world. Think on it. You pay the Feds some stupid percentage of your earned money, and they use it to fund Mengeles who'll trans your kid. Or the war in Ukraine.

Did you vote for the Ukraine war? Did you vote for your kid to have trans surgery? No, you did not. So why is your money paying for both.. This garbage has gotta stop. The leftist slush fund, paid for by you, has got to end. And it will. In the meanwhile, all the recipients of USAID billions are howling, weeping, choking on their tongues and crying out for retribution.

Sic Transit,

LSP

Ho Ho Ho!

 

Seems like POLITICO, which is an horrid leftist agitprop organ of the Deep State, couldn't pay its employees yesterday. Could that possibly be because their USAID funding was cut off, to the tune of millions?

Heaven forefend that our tax dollars were being funneled into organizations which hate us, like the BBC, WaPo, NYT and beyond, all of whom want to destroy us. But heaven ain't in it, USAID appears to have been a slush fund for global leftism, paid for by you, the taxpayer, for decades.

It's seemingly over now, and about time too. What next? The IRS, DOE, MEDICAID? Slash and burn, root and branch, and let's see the grifting recipients of your money pay it back. Class action, anyone? Follow the money.

Their Father is Satan,

LSP 

ROOT AND BRANCH

 

Democrats are howling, shrieking, and throwing up in their mouths while they tear at their hair as their favorite slush fund is shuttered. That's right, USAID is shut down for business, and what a business it was. From funding regime change around the world to transsexual theater groups in Transnistria, USAID was busy funneling millions/billions of dollars of your money to the Radical Rainbow.

Some might say the agency positively glowed in the dark, and others think it was the lynchpin of Deep State bureaucratic resistance to the incoming administration. An unelectedly glowing 5th Column in the heart of DC, which would turn it's iridescent regime change genius inwards, on America itself. Great idea, but I guess they believed their own marketing. Sorry, USAID persyns, the Executive is boss of you and locked you all out over the weekend, even as Rat Claw Rubio took over.

Communist Whore

Consider that. Rat Claw Rubio is acting director of USAID with intent to root out its corrupt money laundering treason semper et ubique. Result. Meanwhile, enraged Congress persyns and assorted mountebanks are quivering, shaking, pounding the air and demanding entry into their money laundering pit. This would include Col. Vindman, remember him? Perhaps he wanted to retrieve something from his office.

You heard it here first, some time ago. Saying

So good for you, EL SENOR 47, for getting right down to business in your first two weeks in office. Keep it coming until the bloated kleptocracy of our sclerotic governance is taken out, root and branch. That in mind, what's next? Department of Education, please. The IRS? Doubleplusgood please.

Your Amiable Friend,

LSP

The Last Two Weeks

 

Wow, what a fortnight it's been, It's like a buzz saw's been taken to our unelected and deeply beloved rulers. Here's a video:

That's all, for now.

MAGA,

LSP