Virus Panic Hits Aberystwyth

Sources on the ground in Aberystwyth, a thriving fishing community on the far west coast of Wales, have reported runs on local supermarkets as panic-stricken Welshpersons buy up rice, loo roll and pasta.

"It's weird," stated a local resident on conditions of anonymity, "It's like they think all this Andrex and Vermicelli is going to save them from an escaped ChiCom bioweapon. Hope they boil the rice before they eat it."

So far, Aberytwyth hasn't been quarantined, unlike Milan, which is a different city entirely. Here's a rate of infection graph from Northern Italy. Nothing to worry about, obviously.

Added new data point on the exponential italian ICU trend (doubling every 2.6 days)

It's one of the most alarming charts I've ever seen because

1. Trend has been very stable for weeks even with Italy mitigation measures

2. If it continues health sys. collapses within 2 weeks pic.twitter.com/rohZouVzrC

— epsilon (@epsilon3141) March 6, 2020

Over 1000 people in the Milan area were reported infected by Covid-19 overnight bringing the total to 5,883 as of this morning. Over 230 people have died, do the math.

Good thing China gave us accurate figures, right?

Cheers,

LSP

Jihad Savage Shot Dead

Anis Amri, the crazed Muslim savage who went truck jihad in Berlin, has been shot dead in Milan by police.

Amri, left Tunisia in 2011 and entered Italy, claiming to be a Syrian refugee. He was subsequently jailed for arson and robbery and became radicalized in prison. Amri then took his newfound faith in the religion of peace to the streets of Berlin, where he killed 12 people by ramming a truck into a crowded Christmas market.

Jihad Savage Shot Dead

The Jihad savage released a video, pledging allegiance to ISIS and vowing to kill "crusader pigs." He was stopped at a roadblock in Milan and killed when he opened fire on police.

Look at all those peace loving members of the Religion of Peace!

Listen up, Germans, and everyone else. If you don't want more Muslims killing people at Christmas markets, you'd better wake up and take the Jihad seriously. That means eradicate the threat. 

I'll leave you, the reader, to reflect on method.

Deus Vult,

LSP