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  Some buffoon called "Don" Lemon said that Michelle Big Mike Obama is more attractive than Melania. Yeah, right, that's reall...

  A morbidly obese oddity who's the size of a Buick, behold Miss Alabama 2024 . Let's zoom in on this new kegweight examplar of sout...

  Melania is vilified by our Godless, mendacious, boastful, belligerent, condescending, prideful Press, but for all that she's the Colon...

  It was all about getting close to trees today and we found one at Lowes, a modest little beast but well formed for all that. Next up, get ...

  You may not like it, all ye Libs, but Princess Louise of Prussia was equally at home at court or as Hon. Col. of the Death's Head Huss...

This is Melania, America's popular and glamorous catholic First Lady. Melania speaks five languages and used to be a model. She loves ou...

Hair? Well yes, especially if you're legendary Millionaire Socialist Nancy Pelosi. She needed a special treatment from her stylis...

America's popular and glamorous First Lady spoke to America tonight. Well done, Melania, for doing your not inconsiderable best to ...

pic.twitter.com/3KXrAP0A35 — Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) March 19, 2020 America's First Lady offers the nation timeless words of a...

Here at the Compound we were delighted to receive a Christmas card from America's popular and glamorous First Lady. Thank you, Mel...

"What do you think of NATO? " The hippy paused over his lathe, "Tell me what it is and maybe I'll join." Ha h...

You know me, so desperately reactionary as to think wimmin shouldn't be priests or soldiers or, in Hillary's case, presidents. ...

Who is the best First Lady? Mitchell or Melania? You, the reader, be the judge. Your Pal, LSP

We think, understandably, that horse cavalry's a thing of the past but it wasn't in Rhodesia in its courageous if doomed Bush W...

This inconsequential and rarely read mind blog's been accused of provincialism and a weird focus on Jussie Smollett's luvvie ha...

"A somber tribute at Flight 93 National Memorial this morning. We honor the many lost at the hands of evil on 9/11. It's a tim...

But maybe you disagree? Your Pal, LSP

Disturbing evidence suggests that legendary film star, millionaire socialist and motorcycle legend, Peter Fonda, may be suffering from...

That is all, LSP

In a February 2 interview on the Weekend Vigilante, Pastor Paul Begley claimed that Melania Trump ordered the White House exorcised b...