CPL Circus Freakshow

Have you ever seen anything like it? The President nominates a straight-arrow-as-you-like man for SCOTUS and the left goes crazy ape berserk, to the extent of madness. 

We heard the screaming, we saw the Handmaids Tale cozplay and we've watched in amazement as one after another apparent victim of Kavanaugh's sexual abuse is brought into the spotlight by none other than Michael Avenatti, Stormy Daniels' creepy porn lawyer.

None of the self-proclaimed victims have any evidence, at all, but so what, the Dems are desperate. Who cares if Swetnick has a massive lien, went to weird singles balls and was in college while she was hanging out at multiple train rape high school parties.

Like, who cares if Ford's yearbooks reveal her to be a boozehound, blackout, teenage sex drunk? 

Hey, I don't judge but Dems, you're not doing your cause any favors. Speaking of which, Michael Avenatti, creepy porn lawyer, is thinking of throwing his two tone suit into the 2020 race. That's if 4 chan doesn't get him first; remember Shia?

Whatever, here's a silver lining. Avenatti 2020.

Your Old Friend,

LSP

Hillary and the FBI, a Tale of Two Crooks

she should be "terrified" since "they would not be immunizing him and thereby inducing him to spill his guts unless they wanted to indict someone"

People are saying that Bryan Pagliano, Hillary's immunized webmaster, is a "devastating witness", and the Director of the FBI, James Comey himself, has stated that he's taking a close personal interest in the investigation of what looks, smells and doubtless tastes like egregious Clinton corruption.

Martha Goes Down

For what it's worth, I think Hillary's the political analogue of Martha Stewart. You know, the same rich, connected, millionaire socialist New York/DC cabal of profiteers who just kind of forgot that the law actually applied to them.

Your Two friends

I mean to say, insider dealing? It was only a dinner party conversation amongst friends in a 5th Avenue three story apartment, or one of my homes in the Hamptons, or was it Maine? I forget.

Behold Your Rulers

But a private email server in  the wine cellar of one of my mansions? Well of course, how else could I send emails. A "techie" told me so. Geek Squad, ha, ha. 

The thing is, these people who rule us have been running amok, snouts at the trough, and maybe, just maybe, Hillary Clinton will be held accountable. But what does she have to say?

Whatever, Hillary.

"My goodness. That is not going to happen. I'm not even 

answering that question."

Right on, Hillary. Martha may be an analogue but you're the real deal. Good luck hoping for a presidential pardon while the peasants revolt, and all the more power to them.

Kick out the JAMS,

LSP