You can't cook with LSP, you mutter, darkly. Ah, but you can, and this is how it's done. Get a rifle, maybe a .270, a 30-06, or a .303, even a 5.56 will do, whatever, and go out and shoot a ferocious hog. Smaller is better.
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Turn the vicious tusker into spicy sausage. That done, slice up the meat into patties and put it in a frying pan. Smile contentedly as you dial up the heat, and watch that sausage fry, filling your house with the delicious smell of sizzling wild pig.
Serve it up with eggs, any style you like, and mushrooms, or with nothing at all, there's no rule. Then say grace and eat your meal like a warrior.
And that's cooking, with...
LSP
10 comments:
I'd say if you survived a close call with a tornado, and can keep food down in light of all the nauseating news, then your meal sounds well merited!
Sausage is haram. I thought that you knew that. The Koran forbids it.
Though having said that, dinner looks delicious and Blue Scavenger no doubt cleaned up after you'd eaten your fill.
Looks scrumptious, warrior padre!
You could have made sausage gravy and served it over some nice homemade (American) biscuits (or even biscuits from a can).
Mmmm!Mmmm!Good!
Pig out LSP!
The tornado touched down in Itasca... close.
Blue Everhungry was most attentive, LL.
Kizmet.
It was delicious, Brighid!
I thought about gravy, BillB. Next time!
I haven't heard that phrase in a while, Pewster.
Nice one.
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