Here we are at Dallas HQ, the lights are up and I've got a question, a serious question. Should this shallow, frivolous, inconsequential and barely read mind blog start selling warez? You know, mech, like t shirts, hats, shell casings, knives, challenge coins, travel mugs, rainbow pony plushies, Aberystwyth snow globes, ties, lapel pins, precious metal and all of that.
It's tempting. For goodness sake, that castle in Shropshire and a flat in town isn't going to buy itself! So, maybe start linking to a warez print on demand portal, a sales site? Perhaps that sounds cheap to you, or not. So, should I go down this path? Perhaps, but I tell you this, no ads.
In the meanwhile, the Metrosprawl's wracked with construction because people are moving here, not least from California, we have a fleet off of Venezuela, the UK's laughably preparing to pay more welfare to Moslem immigrants for war, Russia's strongman's decried EU leaders as "swine" and the UK persists in locking people up for mean tweets.
Speaking of which, I asked a few pals over in Blighty about their role in the new all-of-country fightback against the Russkie threat. "Tell me, gentlemen, what role will you play in the new Home Guard? Commissioned, obviously, but as what?" They were ominously silent and we'll leave it at that.
Money on the Monkey,
LSP
3 comments:
Regarding Merch, sure, why not? Done tastefully, of course.
Looking forward to all the anti-CoE Witch shirts and mugs.
If those sell well, mayhaps you can singlehandedly bring tasteful English-style hunting jackets to these benighted baggy-camo-jacketed shores.
"What will you do in the war?"
The UK Gov will need to reintroduce conscription because today's youth aren't that interested in taking part, and I can't blame them.
I will be volunteering for the "New Labour press-gang" just so that I can slip the King's shilling into Starmer Junior's milk and then beast him all the way to Kiev.
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