Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Jazzie

 



Jazzmin Crockett is a DEI lawyer, mountebank and politician currently representing a swathe of DFW metrosprawl communities in Dallas and Tarrant counties. But that handy little cash cow's about to end, thanks to redistricting, so Jazzy has to find a new job, in the Senate. Here's her awesome launch video:




Jazzy's an outspoken champion of the poor and oppressed, a race based social justice commie with an estimated net worth of only $9MN. Jazzy's congressional salary is $174K.

For what it's worth, I reckon Jazzy's political star will go the same way as Abortion Barbie's. Remember her? Neither do I.

Cheers,

LSP

7 comments:

LL said...

Jazzy will end up with a rapper - or some such. Maybe she'll make her own music video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIALlhlyqO4

Beans said...

That's her actual ad? Oy vey! That's meshugenah! She actually makes Mad Maxine seem positively somewhat less retarded than she is.

Anonymous said...

It wouldn't surprise me one bit that she wins. Our system seems to favor such to the extent they are taking over by fair means or foul.

LSP said...

What an excellent video, LL!

LSP said...

Remarkable, Beans.

LSP said...

Let's see, Anon. The turkeys will insist on voting for Christmas.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Poster woman for 'Black Fatigue'.